Il Capitano Alessandro Del Piero (100 Viewers)

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Zizou ] ++
Can we also have a mass suicide ritual in honour of DP?

If the great oneness that is Del Piero scores less then 10 goals next season, Im afraid we will have to burn ourselves in our Del Piero No.10 Jerseys. We MUST go to ill captiano's heaven, where in the afterlife we can be promised eternal videos of Del Piero scoring from the Penalty spot.

 

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[olkiller]

++ [ originally posted by Zizou ] ++
Can we also have a mass suicide ritual in honour of DP?

I do not think anyone worships Del Piero to such an absurd extent (if anybody worships him at all). Your comment is more stupid than sarcastic.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by olkiller ] ++


I do not think anyone worships Del Piero to such an absurd extent (if anybody worships him at all). Your comment is more stupid than sarcastic.

You are not A DEL PIERO FANATIC? Man, how dare you even COMMENT on the oneness that is Del Piero. May your 5 pubes burn and may you be sent to the Hell of Lesser footballers, With TOTTI CASSANO ZLATAN and worst of all, The evil Don Fabio Capello...

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


I am.... A DEL PIERO.. FAN

We are all homies if we are DP fans! Its a cult yo! we have to pray infront of our Del piero busts before we go to sleep and kiss his football shoes! At least I do that- dont you Azzuri?

You arent a DP fan- King of Delli Alpi, Man **** off, he is the KING OF FOOTBALL!

Nah, I usually kiss your mama's hands before sleeping.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Azzurri7 ] ++


Nah, I usually kiss your mama's hands before sleeping.

She is worth NOTHING compared to IL CAPITANO!

 

[nedved34]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


You are not A DEL PIERO FANATIC? Man, how dare you even COMMENT on the oneness that is Del Piero. May your 5 pubes burn and may you be sent to the Hell of Lesser footballers, With TOTTI CASSANO ZLATAN and worst of all, The evil Don Fabio Capello...

Are you smoking weed Dan?where are you getting all these stuff :LOL:

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by snoop ] ++


Are you smoking weed Dan?where are you getting all these stuff :LOL:

I only smoke on nights he gets substituted, to kill the pain.

 

[olkiller]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


You are not A DEL PIERO FANATIC? Man, how dare you even COMMENT on the oneness that is Del Piero. May your 5 pubes burn and may you be sent to the Hell of Lesser footballers, With TOTTI CASSANO ZLATAN and worst of all, The evil Don Fabio Capello...

Apart from being a living joke, your saddest drama is that Alessandro Del Piero will be remembered by most of us as being Juve's greatest legend ever, and fools like you will be mere ashes in the wind of anti-dp forums.

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


She is worth NOTHING compared to IL CAPITANO!

Believe me She is

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by olkiller ] ++


Apart from being a living joke, your saddest drama is that Alessandro Del Piero will be remembered by most of us as being Juve's greatest legend ever, and fools like you will be mere ashes in the wind of anti-dp forums.

He supports Man Utd and Roma incase you didn't know. ohh Didn't you know also that he can Protect any barbie in this world. He's TripleX but Sheep.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by olkiller ] ++


Apart from being a living joke, your saddest drama is that Alessandro Del Piero will be remembered by most of us as being Juve's greatest legend ever, and fools like you will be mere ashes in the wind of anti-dp forums.

Ive already got the festivals ready for a seven day celebration when he becomes the top scorer. We even have a mass in our official DP church.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Azzurri7 ] ++


He supports Man Utd and Roma incase you didn't know. ohh Didn't you know he can Protect any barbie in this world. He's mission impossible.

How dare you. I support Del Piero and Del Piero only. Nicole? Ignorant little girl! She doesnt know Anything about our Capitano, right Azzuri7 my biggest Del Piero homie?

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by snoop ] ++


Are you smoking weed Dan?where are you getting all these stuff :LOL:

mahdoum el shab, mahek?

 

[olkiller]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


Ive already got the festivals ready for a seven day celebration when he becomes the top scorer. We even have a mass in our official DP church.

Your posts are simply polluting this thread, you're not like Andy or Gray who give valid albeit debatable arguments, you're just a joke that can make fun of anything, regardless of what it is actually.
I am fine with you hating or despising Del Piero, because if jerks like you loved him I would reconsider some of my views

 

[nedved34]

++ [ originally posted by Azzurri7 ] ++


Nah, I usually kiss your mama's hands before sleeping.

The Mama Jokes

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by olkiller ] ++


Your posts are simply polluting this thread, you're not like Andy or Gray who give valid albeit debatable arguments, you're just a joke that can make fun of anything, regardless of what it is actually.
I am fine with you hating or despising Del Piero, because if jerks like you loved him I would reconsider some of my views

But I DO love him. I wouldnt get DP tattoed on my testies if I didnt!

 

[olkiller]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


But I DO love him. I wouldnt get DP tattoed on my testies if I didnt!

Well I guess you'll need some weird contortions to suck'em up while Totti's striking from behind as usual...

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by olkiller ] ++


Your posts are simply polluting this thread, you're not like Andy or Gray who give valid albeit debatable arguments, you're just a joke that can make fun of anything, regardless of what it is actually.
I am fine with you hating or despising Del Piero, because if jerks like you loved him I would reconsider some of my views

:LOL:

 

[Dan]

Never. they stay on there forever.

Sorry Azzuri7, Im taking your place as the biggest DP in the world.

If im here: Dan The BIGGEST DP EVER

you are..






about here: Azzuri7

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by olkiller ] ++


Well I guess you'll need some weird contortions to suck'em up while Totti's striking from behind as usual...

man stop it, am gonna die