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Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
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I still remember it, stealing my attention. 'Nick against the world'. That solitary miscreants thread taunting me, daring me, to write something, anything.

This was nothing to do with a football club, this was a weirdo club, a little place to hide, to be vulgar, to rape each other, to be racist, nationalist and sexist.

This was my first, and remains my only online contribution. I am blandest and it is your privilege to have me, fleetingly. Now give me the fucking password.
 

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Turdhead

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
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    Probably it is closed, replaced with a speaker that says 'Checkout number 1 please'.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    Yo Blandonna!

    Nice to see your craggy, drunken-boyfriend-beaten face around here again.

    How's trix? Are they still for kids?
     
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    Turdhead

    Turdhead

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    Everything is normal, I am old. Today I went for a walk so tomorrow I will stay in bed.
     
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    Turdhead

    Turdhead

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    Jan 14, 2005
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    My predictions:

    Andy: Now Gordon
    Burke: Still has huge balls, didn't graduate
    Respaul: Vanished
    IncuboRossonero: Married, not allowed on the Internet.
    Pado: Moved on, the time passed
    Swag: No change
    Bes: Got a girlfriend, moved on
    Martin: Still active
    Mikhail: Still touchy about potatoes
    Azzurri7: Cock still inserted in Burkes ass
    Lilliana: Pregnant

    I've forgot the name of the other American with the Mustang.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    My predictions:

    Andy: Now Gordon
    Burke: Still has huge balls, didn't graduate
    Respaul: Vanished
    IncuboRossonero: Married, not allowed on the Internet.
    Pado: Moved on, the time passed
    Swag: No change
    Bes: Got a girlfriend, moved on
    Martin: Still active
    Mikhail: Still touchy about potatoes
    Azzurri7: Cock still inserted in Burkes ass
    Lilliana: Pregnant

    I've forgot the name of the other American with the Mustang.
    Here's my best take on the matter:

    Andy: Blissfully banging a MILF and hasn't been seen since.
    Burke: Occasionally comes back to drunk post. Otherwise he's cursing the fact that he got Andy his job and he has to put up with the sex smells of him and the MILF on his desk every morning.
    Respaul: As good as vanished.
    IncuboRossonero: His Christian Vieri lookalike gigs dried up. Now that Berlusconi has been canned again, he can no longer sing on cruises. At least the kind that don't run aground near Elba. Last seen wearing a thong and a blonde wig in a hotel room with Ronaldinho just as he was about to be smothered by Clarence Seedorf's humongous ass.
    Pado: No longer breaking his annual fapping records. But amassing the largest collection of women's shoes since Imelda Marcos and doing everything possible with hookers you can do without actually making physical contact. (Too icky.)
    Swag: No change
    Bes: Worldwide supplier of lawnchairs and lawnchair accessories in Albania.
    Martin: Still the wisest f*%$er on these forums.
    Mikhail: Fondles potatoes less often than usual, but his semi-pro soccer days are over.
    Azzurri7: Rab is now known as Rabinha, a salsa dancer in Rio who is gearing up to cheer on Del Piero at WC 2014.
    Lilliana: Pregnant and barefoot.

    The other American with the Mustang: Sergio: Still rocking it with a cock in it.
     

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