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    oh and two rights make a wrong but two wrongs dont make a right. What!!!!!!
     
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    Wanger this................................................insert here.
     
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    Perhaps you will find out young Padwon learner. Find out, perhaps you will.
     

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    I hate him so much that if I would met him I would sing him this song:

    I hope ya flip some guy the bird
    He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
    In front of the Beatles' tour bus
    A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
    Hauling hazardous biological waste
    The light turns red you have no brakes
    And Hard Copy gets it all on tape
    So you can see the look on your face

    Die die die die die die die
    Die die die die die die die

    I hope your Pinto begins to spin
    Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran
    Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner
    And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
    Perhaps even the British Royal Family
    And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
    And we can't forget the newlyweds
    And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

    I hope this helps to emphasize
    I hope this helps to clarify
    I hope you die

    I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
    But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob
    Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
    Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
    While he masturbates to photos of livestock
    He does the Silence Of The Lambs dance to Christian Rock
    Eats feces and quotes from Deliverance
    And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

    Die die die die die die die
    Die die die die die die die

    I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
    And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin
    And whatever happens next is all a blur
    But you remember fist can be a verb
    And when you finally regain consciousness
    You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
    And the prison guard looks the other way
    'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

    I hope this helps to emphasize
    I hope this helps to clarify
    I hope you die

    I hope you die
     
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