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A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
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A real friend could blackmail you with it.
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A simple friend remains close out of fear of losing you.
A real friend knows that distance and time away from each other are nsignificant.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you.
A simple friend relies on geography to remain close to you.
A real friend crosses oceans to be beside you.
A simple friend won’t call if you don’t call.
A real friend knows that a phone call does not make or break your friendship.
A simple friend remains close out of fear of losing you.
A real friend knows that distance and time away from each other are nsignificant.
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