How You Know You're A Man (1 Viewer)

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When I used to work near Levi's Square, the headquarters of Levi Strauss company, several years ago, I often got on the bus with a real Amazon of a woman heading the same direction. In fact, while she wore nice dresses and shaved her legs and had lots of big hair and makeup, she also had the Adam's apple of an African bull elephant.

Whenever she would get on my bus, I couldn't help but have the Bee Gee's disco-era song, "More Than A Woman" play in my head. And I had to try really hard not to spew up my coffee laughing on the old guy sitting next to me.

She was more than a woman, alright. And certainly more of a man than I was too.

That's my definition of a man.
 

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swag said:
When I used to work near Levi's Square, the headquarters of Levi Strauss company, several years ago, I often got on the bus with a real Amazon of a woman heading the same direction. In fact, while she wore nice dresses and shaved her legs and had lots of big hair and makeup, she also had the Adam's apple of an African bull elephant.

Whenever she would get on my bus, I couldn't help but have the Bee Gee's disco-era song, "More Than A Woman" play in my head. And I had to try really hard not to spew up my coffee laughing on the old guy sitting next to me.

She was more than a woman, alright. And certainly more of a man than I was too.

That's my definition of a man.
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swag said:
When I used to work near Levi's Square, the headquarters of Levi Strauss company, several years ago, I often got on the bus with a real Amazon of a woman heading the same direction. In fact, while she wore nice dresses and shaved her legs and had lots of big hair and makeup, she also had the Adam's apple of an African bull elephant.

Whenever she would get on my bus, I couldn't help but have the Bee Gee's disco-era song, "More Than A Woman" play in my head. And I had to try really hard not to spew up my coffee laughing on the old guy sitting next to me.

She was more than a woman, alright. And certainly more of a man than I was too.

That's my definition of a man.
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    swag said:
    When I used to work near Levi's Square, the headquarters of Levi Strauss company, several years ago, I often got on the bus with a real Amazon of a woman heading the same direction. In fact, while she wore nice dresses and shaved her legs and had lots of big hair and makeup, she also had the Adam's apple of an African bull elephant.

    Whenever she would get on my bus, I couldn't help but have the Bee Gee's disco-era song, "More Than A Woman" play in my head. And I had to try really hard not to spew up my coffee laughing on the old guy sitting next to me.

    She was more than a woman, alright. And certainly more of a man than I was too.

    That's my definition of a man.
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    :weee: More than a woman....More Than a woman too meeeee.
     
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