How many sisters of italian football ? (2 Viewers)

JCK

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JCK
May 11, 2004
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#21
++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
How many sisters ? Give it a few years, and Lazio will be sister by default. Nostradamus has predicted that :

Milan and Inter will see the big banks give them the finger and be forced to sell out. Berlusconi's conflict of interests will be extended to Moratti, as it will be established that you can't own a team of pricks if you are a prick yourself.

Sensi's suicide (by hanging himself to his bonzai) will make Roma realize that without him they're no better than Sanbenedettese.

Fiorentina will be tried for buying their asccession to the next division despite finishing 15th and despite there not being any higher division than the serie A.

Parma will drown in a sea of milk and Parmalat workers’ unpaid salaries and pensions.

Juventus will be severely hit by the arrest of Corleone Moggi and Giraudo Capone for organ trafficking. The eventual bankruptcy of Fiat, Lapo Elkann's addiction to angel dust and Del Piero, Torricelli, Conte & co suing Agricola for growing a third testicle and a a leg in the back will bring them the coup de grâce.

That leaves us with Lazio, the only team that will have cut with 20 years of mismanagement in time, abandoned its delusions of grandeur and, after a few difficult years of re-adaptation, emerge as the only healthy club with a viable plan for the future.

People will finally realize how the "7 sisters" were the metastasis of Italian football and be thankful they're gone. A fresh start will be made, where fat hicks with a chip on their shoulder will no longer be paid 10 million a year for shagging TV soubrettes, where the small teams get more than just the crumbs of the pie, where being injected "vitamines" during training sessions will be frowned at and where displaying nazi slogans in the Curva will be considered uncool.

:LOL:
 

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JCK

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JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
#29
I lived in Rue des Atrebates, it was just next to Boilot station


I watched Milan win the CL in Bruxelles BTW :down:
 

JCK

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JCK
May 11, 2004
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#31
Sorry for the spelling, I am not good in French that was one of the reasons I did not make an effort to stay in Bruxelles, even though I think it is a very nice city....it has its drawbacks, but I enjoyed my time there and I have good memories.

I hope I will visit it it sometime in the spring this year
 
Dec 27, 2003
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#32
Well let me know if you do.

I live near the parc du Cinquantennaire (the one with the triple arch), behind the EU.

I doubt Juve will still be around by then, but maybe we can watch Milan rule supreme in the last stages of the CL.
 

JCK

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JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
#33
I will sure do if I go there.

BTW the parc du Cinquantennaire, I'd rather that people stop calling it a parc as it barely qualifies to be one :D....But most of the joints I smoked alone were consumed in that parc

Do you like parcs? I used to spend time in parcs a lot mainly Tervuren and La Cambre sometimes
 

Fred

Senior Member
Oct 2, 2003
41,113
#34
++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


To be a douche. He makes no sense, I mean I used to be useless just like him, but now I am like, you know, the ahhhh, man, how you say?

All I could think about when you said that about my weird lingo is that line from Top Gun: "THAT"S RIGHT, Ice Man, I am dangerous."



I might have been, but I do not remember talking to or about him .
he's a legend man what do you mean you dont remember him,at that time sergio changed his name to son of samatar:D,the forum practicly worshipped him at the time:cool:
 

peckface

approaching curve
Oct 3, 2004
2,357
#40
++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Udinese are another "selling" side. They will undoubtedly sell Jankulovski and Pizzaro in the summer.
True, but I don't think that will do em bad to be honest. Udinese probably got the best scouts in the world and always get great youngsters for nothing like Jörgensen, Muntari, Goitom etc. And as we all know Jankulovski and Pizarro will go for a large amount of money, they can only become better imo. :undecide:

Top clubs in Serie A in 5 years:
Milan, Inter, Juventus, Udinese, Fiorentina and Palermo (and perhaps Roma ;))
 

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