how do i tell her....? (15 Viewers)

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Exactly. I nominate Zlatan

"Dear Zlatan. It hurts when I pee and my girlfriend won't touch me. She says I got 'the clap', but I don't applaud any more than the next guy. What should I do?"

 

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[Juve_The_Best]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Actually I only have very few gay friends. Gotta stay in touch with

good 4 you ,, don't let them play the anal game with you, they always get F degree !

 

[baggio]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
i had to get this out of my system somehow.

there's this girl.
i know her through a common friend.
i first came across her about her a year ago.
and i was all over her,physically atleast.i thought she was the hottest thing god had created.
but then we had some arguements,and i ended up hating her and breaking all contact with her again.i was never in a relationship with her,even though she knew i fancied her.i didnt LOVE her,i only thought she was hot,super hot.

some time bak i got into contact with her again.and things have been going on smoothly till now,better than they were before actually.
but NOW..
ive fallen for her...BAD..real bad..
she doesnt know this.
and the worse part is..she likes someone else.its one sided.the guy doesnt like her..

and i dont have the balls to tell her.
i dont have the balls to ask her out.
i dont have enough money with me to take her out to a great place.
i have a shitty car.
ive never EVER dated a girl,and i duno what to do.
:down:

im in LOVE..:down:
and this sux..
i feel so lame..

i hate it.

i know im not exactly the most LIKEABLE member on the forum coz of my cassano opinions..
but anyone..

im in dire straits!!

Does she feel for you? Do you think she does? Dont waste your time if its one way traffic.

 

[Desmond]

Thing is alot of the time you don't know if its one way traffic until you test the water...

I say go for it.No matter what you may come up with the first step is plucking up courage and asking her out.

 

[JCK]

How do I tell her...isn't that the name of a song?

 

[HelterSkelter]

i dont think its the name of a song.possibly...but i havent heard the song.

being the asshole that i am when it comes to girls,i was wondering if telling her through an email..or through a letter would be BETTER.

and i get these abosloutley weird idea which says that i should write a song for her on my guitar.though i still have doubts on wether its a good or bad idea.

she IS full of herself.
and i havent known her for the last 10 years years or anything..ive only known her for about a year..out of which ive been on good terms with her for about 3-4 months.
so maybe i should wait a little wait and get to know her better..just to see what she wants and all.

ive always thought of valentines as the ideal day to ask her out,but thats so far away,and obviously there will be other guys in line to ask her out too.

this is so bloody difficult.

love isnt really rocket science..but still.

is is possible to make a person LOVE you..or is it something that just happens and u have on control over it?

 

[HelterSkelter]

personally..ive always thought that its someting that just happens on its own.without you having any control over it.

 

[Holygr4le]

Axl...
Just talk to her.
You never loose being honest.

 

[JCK]

Check your PM Holygr4le

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
being the asshole that i am when it comes to girls,i was wondering if telling her through an email..or through a letter would be BETTER.

lol

and i get these abosloutley weird idea which says that i should write a song for her on my guitar.though i still have doubts on wether its a good or bad idea.

lol

ive always thought of valentines as the ideal day to ask her out,but thats so far away,and obviously there will be other guys in line to ask her out too.

come on man..

is is possible to make a person LOVE you..or is it something that just happens and u have on control over it?

You think too much. Just fvck her!

 

[Chxta]

...and they called it puppy love...

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Holygr4le ] ++
Axl...
Just talk to her.
You never loose being honest.

What crap! Being honest isn't gonna get you anywhere. Be honest later when she has a reason to even think about seeing you.

 

[HelterSkelter]

being fake doesnt get a person anywhere either.
atleast not when ur NOT interested in a fling.
when ur serious..
why lie?
i agree with holgygr4le about being honest.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by axlrose85 ] ++
being fake doesnt get a person anywhere either.
atleast not when ur NOT interested in a fling.
when ur serious..
why lie?
i agree with holgygr4le about being honest.

Right so be honest. Go tell her all this crap, point her to this thread.

That shit is gonna get you far

I don't mean lie just to nail her, but honesty is overrated.

 

[baggio]

AXL, remember, if she wanted you, you wouldnt be here writing these posts. Dont spend sleepless nights over this and get on with it.

 

[baggio]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
honesty is overrated.

Love is overrated.

 

[Holygr4le]

++ [ originally posted by baggio ] ++



Love is overrated.

Soccer is overrated...

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Juve_The_Best ] ++
good 4 you ,, don't let them play the anal game with you, they always get F degree !

Can anybody translate this for me?

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Can anybody translate this for me?

I also read it more than 3 times and was like clueless.

 

[Mr. Gol]

I suppose he means F degree as the lowest rating from the American school system, but I can't see that making sence with the rest of the sentence.

In other words: dunno either