Hottest Female Member 2005 (19 Viewers)

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++


Wow, that might be your most insightful post of all time :cheesy:

I like the choice of the word 'insightful'

 

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[The Pado]

Oh the insults. I'm trying to provide you horney bastards with pics of a truly hot chick and you make accusations against me?

Why can't you just enjoy the bounty I have provided for you?

 

[Dan]

Some people are just too up themselves to thank others who help them get off.

Thank you, Padovano.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
So she becomes famous here obviously. Like the evil gingerbread men and Rivers MILF mum and shit like that

Good Point, Emma. However fame on this site is fleeting. Gingerbread was all the rage when our brains were being sucked out, but then Burke went to prison and got fvcked in the arse and everybody forgot about Gingerbread.

River's MILF mother never really made it big with keyboard wankers of juventuz.com. Young horney kids could not appreciate what it is to have a truly beautiful older woman take you shoe shopping

The next big thing is Nick, sucking shit from a dead monkey's ass and never returning to our forum to face up to his own words. Soon we will start seeing fake articles about an American Milanista killed in Istanbul by his own Rossoneri brothers.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Some people are just too up themselves to thank others who help them get off.

Thank you, Padovano.

You, sir, are very welcome

 

[The Pado]

Wankers Unite

 

[Dan]

Being the conisseur of porno, Pado, A friend told me that there is a famous video called ' Animal Farm '.

Youve watched it right?

 

[Dan]

Tell that woman to do more creative porn. The telephone thing is so cliche' is a turn off.

 

[The Pado]

Dan, I've not seen a porn video in 20 years, so I can't answer your question.

Just pretend she's on the phone with the police reporting that she found a huge mass of goo in her favorite shoe, and that a bad little English boy named Dan Brown had been hanging around her apartment all morning.

 

[nedved34]

:LOL: @ "Wankers unite"

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Dan, I've not seen a porn video in 20 years, so I can't answer your question.

Just pretend she's on the phone with the police reporting that she found a huge mass of goo in her favorite shoe, and that a bad little English boy named Dan Brown had been hanging around her apartment all morning.

Would she talk to the police about that the way she is doing it?

 

[nedved34]

Pado remove it man, this is a suicide to our lovely thread

 

[JCK]

and his account

 

[Emma]

Didnt know Dan had a thing for abs

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by snoop ] ++
Pado remove it man, this is a suicide to our lovely thread

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Sorry, when I posted it I did not notice her nipples were showing. My bad.

 

[Emma]

Got any with her in the kitchen cooking gingerbread cookies by any chance?

 

[Dan]

But Pado, why would she be smiling on the phone to the police? Surely, thats a bit hypocritical. Smiling implies that she liked what she saw, but calling the Police implies that she didnt like it.

Or am I overanalysing this?

 

[Emma]

She just smiled for the photo? The cop is telling her a joke?

 

[Dan]

And what joke would be funny enough to make her laugh when her favourite shoe has been ruined?

 

[Emma]

She can wash the shoe. Its only goo.

lol sorry.