Some of Jay Leno's highlights from last Monday show have been halarious.
"'Many other cows watched in fear and hope, ' said Scott Trethaway, the team's commander.
MOO MOO! MOO MOO!!
Take it easy, Bessie -- we'll give him out!"
"What are colleges now? Thirty or forty grand a year? Look at this… Attractive Student Shelters."
"Then it says, 'Times shown in this brochure are incorrectly listed for Saturdays. We apologize for the inconvenience.' When you were printing that, why didn't you just make the correction there?! Why do you put the correction under the wrong information?! It doesn't make any sense!!!"
"'Responding to increasing demand for a toilet that can accommodate larger people, the Great John Toilet Co., designs and manufacturers a line of toilets with oversized seats, four widespread anchorage points…"
"…'and a one ton capacity.' If you need a one ton capacity, you might want to check out your diet, okay?"
"'Many other cows watched in fear and hope, ' said Scott Trethaway, the team's commander.
MOO MOO! MOO MOO!!
Take it easy, Bessie -- we'll give him out!"
"What are colleges now? Thirty or forty grand a year? Look at this… Attractive Student Shelters."
"Then it says, 'Times shown in this brochure are incorrectly listed for Saturdays. We apologize for the inconvenience.' When you were printing that, why didn't you just make the correction there?! Why do you put the correction under the wrong information?! It doesn't make any sense!!!"
"'Responding to increasing demand for a toilet that can accommodate larger people, the Great John Toilet Co., designs and manufacturers a line of toilets with oversized seats, four widespread anchorage points…"
"…'and a one ton capacity.' If you need a one ton capacity, you might want to check out your diet, okay?"
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