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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Eddie Radwanski said:
Hi everyone. I am new to the forum, but soccer is a longtime friend. I played professionally for most of my adult career for the North Carolina Dynamo in beautiful Greensboro, NC. We won several national championships and I was known as "White Lightning." I was known for my flowing, long blond hair and my wicked Cruyff Cuts. People likened me to Pele in his prime. Unfortunately soccer was not as big in the early 1990s as it is now. I wanted to play in Europe except the skill level was not at the level I desired. Additionally, I dislike most Europeans except for David Beckham and Peter Crouch. He is superb. I received offers from Chelsea, Man. U., and Scunthorpe United. I turned them all down as you might imagine. The Dynamo was my calling.

I look forward to discussing all the great soccer in the world with all you nice fellows and lovely, voluptuous ladies.

GO DYNAMO!! :)
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OK, you're not Andy. You're Burke. I get it.
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
#86
Mar 16, 2004
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Eddie Radwanski said:
Who are Burke and Andy? I was told about this website from a guy named Andrew that I met in Pennsylvania when I was there for a Eurosport autograph signing.

Go Dynamo!!
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Hey man, actually I do remember you!

So you finally made it down to Burke's house. That's wonderful. Just don't let him feed you too many shots of 151 or you'll make like me and have a nice meeting with asphalt. Perhaps you remember seeing that occur.

But anyways bro... good to see my work has paid off! I better have yet another referral under my name. Michael Burke, Enron Molenda and EDDIE RADWANSKI! What a trio!

Forza Dynamo.
 
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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
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Mar 16, 2004
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And if mods think it was me, check my IP address. You'll find it as Ocean City, Maryland, because

THAT'S WHERE I AM...




NOT BURKE'S HOUSE.
 
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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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No, it's not you. You're definitely not there.

But how stupid do you really take us for to believe he's a real person. I mean, COME ON! :p

You're insulting our intelligence here. It's a challenging line enough for how rules are "equally enforced/applied" around here. We don't need invitations for the truly absurd.
 
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L'autista
Administrator
#91
Sep 23, 2003
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We need better material to at least reward some cleverness in the abuse. At least someone should give an honest effort. :disagree:

You know it's bad when Seven's brother seems thoughtful by comparison.

Nothing personal - I just expect something better than that. :rolleyes:

If I didn't, you'd have every reason and justification to lose all respect for me as a moderator.
 

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Sep 4, 2006
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Eddie Radwanski said:
I think it might have been. He turned me on to this site. I met him at an autograph signing. He looked a bit like a white Cobi Jones though, minus the dreads, with long blond-ish hair, white skin, shorter, skinnier, and a little goofy. Very nice guy though, but he couldn't hold his liqour. He probably doesn't even remember me, but he gave me this website.
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you forgot to say GO DYNAMO
 
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