Happy Diwali!!! & Happy Indian New Year!!! (8 Viewers)

[JuveJay]

Can any hindus reading this please refrain from firing fireworks at my house this year. I have some really big ones that I can get you back with in 9 days time.

 

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[Byrone]

It's a good thing i left my dogs at my parents place.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Jeez...if you could hear the noise just outside my appartment. The pizza pussy says he can't deliver since its not safe on the streets and m dying of hunger...i have a headache and the bombs wont stop...MAKE THEM STOP!

Ohh happy diwali guys...dont do firecrackers they leave a rash

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Curry without meat :groan: What the hell?

 

[Byrone]

It's pretty good when made with magic mushrooms.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Never had that :yum:

 

[X Æ A-12]

It's pretty good when made with magic mushrooms.

Magic Mushrooms taste like shit though.

 

[Byrone]

Never had that :yum:

Just don't add them too early or else you'll lose the buzz they give.

 

[Byrone]

Magic Mushrooms taste like shit though.

Well yeah lol, you aren't exactly eating them for their taste. Make some omelette's with them next time.

 

[.zero]

Are we brothers?

Thats the only logical explanation I can come up with

Can any hindus reading this please refrain from firing fireworks at my house this year. I have some really big ones that I can get you back with in 9 days time.

The game is the game homey

It's a good thing i left my dogs at my parents place.

Korean gestapo swarming the town?

Jeez...if you could hear the noise just outside my appartment. The pizza pussy says he can't deliver since its not safe on the streets and m dying of hunger...i have a headache and the bombs wont stop...MAKE THEM STOP!

Ohh happy diwali guys...dont do firecrackers they leave a rash

So do the girls I used to meet at the bars but they were still fun

 

[Byrone]

So the girls you met at bars used to leave you with rash & had pussies made of pizza?

 

[.zero]

So the girls you met at bars used to leave you with rash & had pussies made of pizza?

Yep

pussy be hot like a fresh hot pizza pie that leave you with rashes and your dong burning afterwards.

i guess i was lucky not to come across any "pepperoni" pizzas

 

[Byrone]

Yep

pussy be hot like a fresh hot pizza pie that leave you with rashes and your dong burning afterwards.

i guess i was lucky not to come across any "pepperoni" pizzas

You probably did but don't remember.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

So do the girls I used to meet at the bars but they were still fun

i was talking about doing them like albert does the kids

I don't go a single diwali without a incident involving fireworks,but sadly m not back home with my friends and getting massive amounts of free fireworks.

But since i have actually started earning i dont like the sound of my hard earned money exploding unless the sound is comming outta my bike's exhaust besides why spend money on something i can stand on the balcony and watch or try to sleep and hear?

Im just looking forward to eid...where i get to choose a nice meaty animal and fatten it up and then slit the throat...then cook some nice big fat steaks from any muscle i want (before i get some weed)now that is fun

 

[Byrone]

These fucking desi's here are stingy fuckers, nobody has offered me any biscuits or sweetmeats.

 

[Tommy]

Happy Diwali. Crackers to the left and crackers to the right.
And happy indian new year? In which part?

 

[.zero]

These fucking desi's here are stingy fuckers, nobody has offered me any biscuits or sweetmeats.

I have some sweet meat that I can offer you

 

[Enron]

Never understood why there are all these other calendars that people don't really adhere to.

 

[swag]

Happy Diwali, all.

And may you still have all your fingers by the day's end.

 

[Byrone]

I have some sweet meat that I can offer you

It's a bit too sweet for my liking.