Happy Birthday! (27 Viewers)

[Alen]

Thanks.
Although i'm not so happy about my birthdays anymore.

 

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[Marceℓℓo]

Happy birthday, Alen!

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[Sadomin]

Happy Birthday, grandpa.

 

[Red]

Happy birthday, you old git.

 

[Alen]

I'm not even 30 yet and there are at least 5 members here older than me.
Call them old, don't call me old.

Kids, don't ruin my birthday

 

[Red]

I'll call them old when it's their birthday.

 

[Lion]

how does it feel Alen? knowing that your skin is starting to wrinkle, your hair is turning gray, and that you can't look at teenage chicks without looking like a creep?

 

[Red]

You should speak up.

He's so old he probably can't hear you.

 

[Lion]

True.

but I think he just went to pee again. What, it's your third time in the past 2 hours, Alen?

 

[Alen]

but I think he just went to pee again. What, it's your third time in the past 2 hours, Alen?

It's the beer.

And i'm married you assholes. I don't even look at teen girls, i love my wife........yes......well......certain internet sites don't count.

 

[Lion]

And i'm married you assholes.

I'm so sorry to hear that. I thought you loved women. Turns out I was wrong.

 

[Alen]

I'm so sorry to hear that. I thought you loved women. Turns out I was wrong.

I loved them, especially on a Saturday night when i was 21. I didn't waste my Saturday night's on a internet forum.
(actually, i don't know if there were any internet forums back then )

 

[Luca]

Oh no,here comes the 'back in my day' talk

 

[Lion]

uh oh. Now he going to say how the kids of today are irresponsible and rude.

 

[Alen]

I'm just telling it as it is.
We always listened to the elderly back then, but these kids of today....

 

[Luca]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Alen]

You're very rude, young man !

 

[JCK]

Happy Birthday, Grandpa

 

[Alen]

FINALLY !!
This guy is older than me, make fun of him.

Thanks, btw

 

[Lion]

Happy Birthday, Grandpa

If he's a Grandpa, then you're a pre-historic cave man