A donkey and a lion argue whois king. And they had a deal that who ever makes a sound while the other is stuffing his d*ck in his but is not the king.
The donkey starts first, and keep odn going. The lion is in pain, but still goes on... Without aa sound thou! First eound finish. Ding ding.
The lion says, OK now it's my turn!!!
The donkey replies, No need. You are the king!
Yes my friend, you are the kings!
Frankly don't care about username, I think you're right so you can call youtself however you want. Evan a king! No hard feelings thou, I don't like Milan but i certanly don't hate it. Actualy I only care about Juve, and what Juve does.
Welcome BTW