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[Yezkimov]

to the mis fabiana, i have the many russia military friends, they might like the america in boston girl

to the tino:

my name is not nick, it is Vladimir Aliaksandr Yezkimov

 

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[Nicole]

Fabi can do better then Russian Miltary

 

[JCK]

It is weird that you are a fan of CSKA and Lokomotiv.

Isn't it like supporting Milan and Inter? Or maybe it is different in Russia, I don't know.

So when will you be going back to the submarine?

 

[Yezkimov]

no, the comrades in russia are silly bastards, but up here in polyarny, it is so cold, we have but like 7 women

and 3 gays

 

[Nicole]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
So when will you be going back to the submarine?

your not wanting him to leave are you Jeeks

 

[Yezkimov]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
It is weird that you are a fan of CSKA and Lokomotiv.

Isn't it like supporting Milan and Inter? Or maybe it is different in Russia, I don't know.

So when will you be going back to the submarine?

a little, but i love the best teams in russia, i am never from the moskva, i am original from a very small town near the mongolian border

so hour football there suck

i do a watch at the naval shipyards most nights which is why i am up late now, but i get back on my ship in oktober

i do 3 months on 4 off so it is ok, but my testes do the freeze most nights

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Yezkimov ] ++
no, the comrades in russia are silly bastards, but up here in polyarny, it is so cold, we have but like 7 women

and 3 gays

You are with 7 women and 3 gays? or are you among these?

++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++


your not wanting him to leave are you Jeeks

No, it is fun to have him around. I like submarine stories.

 

[Yezkimov]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++


You are with 7 women and 3 gays? or are you among these?



No, it is fun to have him around. I like submarine stories.

in polyarny there are little women, not like small, but like not many


i will tell you many of the crazy submarine stories if i do the vodka shot, i get soooo crazy, like fool

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Yezkimov ] ++


in polyarny there are little women, not like small, but like not many


i will tell you many of the crazy submarine stories if i do the vodka shot, i get soooo crazy, like fool

Yea, do that! I will do the vodka shot too. I will go bring the bottle and the shot now.

 

[Yezkimov]

see, it is the cold here even in summer, so i wear two snowsoots and still do the freeze

so i sneak out and grab cigarete and take little shot of flask

you ready for the crazy story in like the 5 minute?

 

[Nicole]

being russian is your blood 99% vodka?

 

[nedved34]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++


Yea, do that! I will do the vodka shot too. I will go bring the bottle and the shot now.

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Yezkimov ] ++
see, it is the cold here even in summer, so i wear two snowsoots and still do the freeze

so i sneak out and grab cigarete and take little shot of flask

you ready for the crazy story in like the 5 minute?

I did the shot, I am ready

 

[Yezkimov]

no my friend, i have the 98, 1 percent is the gin and other 1 is the nicotine from the cigarete

but here is the crazy story:

one day i do rootine reaktor work, so most of the commanding naval officers are at home or on the leave, so just me and my close comrades

so i do the work and i sneak to supply room where we keep the engine lubricent, it is like thick jelly?

so i smear all over the face and hands, then yell and stummbl above deck to my friends in the operating room, then i yell that there is radiation leek, and i fall on floor

one of new guys even urinates in pants, it was the crazy, it cost me two week wages, but worth every ruble

 

[Nicole]

++ [ originally posted by Yezkimov ] ++
no my friend, i have the 98, 1 percent is the gin and other 1 is the nicotine from the cigarete

but here is the crazy story:

one day i do rootine reaktor work, so most of the commanding naval officers are at home or on the leave, so just me and my close comrades

so i do the work and i sneak to supply room where we keep the engine lubricent, it is like thick jelly?

so i smear all over the face and hands, then yell and stummbl above deck to my friends in the operating room, then i yell that there is radiation leek, and i fall on floor

one of new guys even urinates in pants, it was the crazy, it cost me two week wages, but worth every ruble

your lucky they didnt shoot you

 

[Yezkimov]

this is russia, not the china

 

[JCK]

hahahaha good one Vladimir, good one. You seem the practical joke kinda guy

Shall we do the other shot?

 

[Yezkimov]

i am probly half of the bottle is my shot, understand, i do 2 shots a day and almost do the die while on work on the dock

 

[swag]

Greetings, Yezkimov.

Are you sure we're talking wodka and not antifreeze??

 

[JCK]

You don't drink at all in the submarine?