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[Lawnchair Bes]

>Una ragazza chiese ad un ragazzo: "Mi vuoi bene?" - Lui rispose no.
>
>Lei chiese "Mi trovi carina?" - Lui rispose no.
>
>Lei chiese "Sono nel tuo cuore?" - Lui rispose no.
>
>Per ultimo lei chiese "Se io me ne andassi, tu piangeresti per me?"
>
>Lui rispose no.
>
>Lei andó via triste.
>
>Lui la prese tra le sue braccia e disse: "Io non ti voglio bene, io ti
>amo.
>
>Io non ti trovo carina, io ti trovo stupenda.
>
>Tu non sei nel mio cuore, tu sei il mio cuore.
>
>Io non piangerei per te, io morirei per te!"
>
>Questa notte a mezzanotte il tuo vero amore noterá, che ti ama!
>
>Qualcosa di bello accadrá domani tra le 13- 16h e non importa dove, in
>internet, fuori dal lavoro, durante il lavoro.
>
>non interrompere questa
catena quindi scrivi questa e-mail a 10 persone
>in
>10 minuti!!!...
>

 

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[Zlatan]

A translation perhaps?

 

[Dragon]

Its not funny at all

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

isnt it funny when you think of those people who take it seriously ?

 

[Dragon]

Yeah, like the guy of my dreams is gonna come tonight if I send that to ten people

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
isnt it funny when you think of those people who take it seriously ?

Well I'll give you that

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Well I'll give you that

thanks erik

 

[Beto]

Where is the Translation?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Since you guys want it so bad, I used an internet translator, you figure out what is says :

A girl ask to a boy: "you want Me well?" - He answered no.
>> You ask "you find Me nice?" - He answered no.
>> You ask "I Am in your heart?" - He answered no.
>> For last she asks "If I me went of it, you would cry for me?"
>> He answered no.
>> You via sad andó.
>> He taken it between his arms and it said: "I do not want you well, I you hook.
>
>> I do not find you nice, I find you marvellous.
>> You do not be in my heart, you are my heart.
>> I would not cry for you, I would die for you!"
>> This night at midnight the yours true love noterá, that loves you!
>> Something of attractive accadrá tomorrow between the 13- 16h and does not matter where, in internet, outside from the work, during the work.
>
>> Not to interrupt this chain therefore you write this e-mail to 10 persons
>> in 10 minutes! !!...

 

[Layce Erayce]

Can someone edit the thread title and remove the "good"?





Please?

 

[swag]

Pathetic as this may sound, I found it kind of a cute barzaletta to read in Italian. I almost didn't make out the end, but it captivated me in how it unfurled.

 

[Beto]

Can someone edit the thread title and remove the "good"?





Please?

hehe, good one

 

[swag]

Here's a semi-famous barzelletta that has made many a rounds. Translation if you want one... but first...

----​

La maestra ai bambini: "Ditemi ora che lavoro fa il vostro papà ... dunque... Marco, tuo papà cosa fa?"

Marco: "Il commercialista, maestra."

La maestra: "Bravo ... e il tuo Gigi?"

Gigi: "Il mio fa il pescatore, signora maestra."

La maestra: "Bravo.. e il tuo, Abdil Salam il tuo che lavoro fa?"

Abdil Salam: "Ehm... il mio fa lo spogliarellista in un locale gay."

La maestra stupita fa finta di niente, ma all'intervallo lo raggiunge chiedendogli se stesse scherzando.

Il bimbo risponde: "No, non fa lo spogliarellista... è che gioca nell'Inter ma mi vergognavo a dirlo..."

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Can someone edit the thread title and remove the "good"?





Please?

thats where the good joke part comes in bastard

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Here's a semi-famous barzelletta that has made many a rounds. Translation if you want one... but first...

----​

La maestra ai bambini: "Ditemi ora che lavoro fa il vostro papà ... dunque... Marco, tuo papà cosa fa?"

Marco: "Il commercialista, maestra."

La maestra: "Bravo ... e il tuo Gigi?"

Gigi: "Il mio fa il pescatore, signora maestra."

La maestra: "Bravo.. e il tuo, Abdil Salam il tuo che lavoro fa?"

Abdil Salam: "Ehm... il mio fa lo spogliarellista in un locale gay."

La maestra stupita fa finta di niente, ma all'intervallo lo raggiunge chiedendogli se stesse scherzando.

Il bimbo risponde: "No, non fa lo spogliarellista... è che gioca nell'Inter ma mi vergognavo a dirlo..."

:dielaugh:

 

[Azzurri7]

Trans Swag :groan:

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

the guy was felt better saying that his dad is a male stripper rather than revealling the truth that his dad plays for inter

 

[Azzurri7]

the guy was felt better saying that his dad is a male stripper rather than revealling the truth that his dad plays for inter

 

[Menace]

 

[Layce Erayce]

http://www.livescience.com/php/mult...n+ancient+Egypt.+credit:+Louvre+Museum,+Paris.