Gonzalo Higuaín (48 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

I'm actually tempted to try 4-3-3 in Europe with Matuidi Pjanic and Marchisio/Khedira lining up behind Berna Dybala and Costa. If we bring in Keita and Pjaca finds form, I feel it will be pure sex. Lots of pace, movement, and creativity.

 

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[napoleonic]

Why are we selling Higuain again?

Because someone maybe stupid enough to pay 100m?

 

[napoleonic]

I'm actually tempted to try 4-3-3 in Europe with Matuidi Pjanic and Marchisio/Khedira lining up behind Berna Dybala and Costa. If we bring in Keita and Pjaca finds form, I feel it will be pure sex. Lots of pace, movement, and creativity.

Won't work as we don't have someone like iniesta prime.

 

[campionesidd]

Wonder if he'll actually look like Benitez once he reaches 50. He is going bald that's for sure and he's pretty round.

This is how Benitez looked when he was coach of Real Madrid B (in his early 30's).

 

[Hængebøffer]

This is how Benitez looked when he was coach of Real Madrid B (in his early 30's).

Owen Wilson has been everywhere.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Why are we selling Higuain again?

The crass stupidity of this forum rearing its ugly head once again.

Now I'm reading in some threads that we should play 4-3-3 and drop Higuain and use Dybala as a false 9 ::

Fatty stays and scores, of course. Get used to it bishes. May he score against the Chievos and SPALs but choke in finals forever more

 

[Klin]

I'm actually tempted to try 4-3-3 in Europe with Matuidi Pjanic and Marchisio/Khedira lining up behind Berna Dybala and Costa. If we bring in Keita and Pjaca finds form, I feel it will be pure sex. Lots of pace, movement, and creativity.

I'm actually tempted.. Ah screw it. You're an idiot.

 

[Fr3sh]

The crass stupidity of this forum rearing its ugly head once again.

Now I'm reading in some threads that we should play 4-3-3 and drop Higuain and use Dybala as a false 9 ::

Fatty stays and scores, of course. Get used to it bishes. May he score against the Chievos and SPALs but choke in finals forever more

Why do you want us to lose more finals you damn masochist! Gimme some lewa or some

 

[Robee]

Mandzo and Dybala are a lot more likely to open the score line, equalize, break the tie and take the lead. Higuain just adds gols to games that are done, such as adding the 3rd or 4th goal when opposition is already depleted demoralized and tired.

Like the 1-0 against Roma, 2-1 against Torino, 2-0 against Monaco, etc etc. They see mee trollin'

 

[IliveForJuve]

Mandzo and Dybala are a lot more likely to open the score line, equalize, break the tie and take the lead. Higuain just adds gols to games that are done, such as adding the 3rd or 4th goal when opposition is already depleted demoralized and tired.

Higuaín does open the score against shit Serie A teams.

 

[zizinho]

Higuaín does open the score against shit Serie A teams.

out of 7 knock out games last season, scored in only one. both tap ins ofcourse, off of fantastic Alves assists

 

[Rollie]

Doesn't look that heavy to me.

 

[JCK]

Why do you want us to lose more finals you damn masochist! Gimme some lewa or some

There is nothing masochistic about losing finals anymore, it's just how it is.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

There is nothing masochistic about losing finals anymore, it's just how it is.

my brother. And how it will always be following this team.

 

[JuveJay]

He isn't fat, he's just not naturally athletic and that gets to people. I think you'll see his conditioning improve with games, he basically jogged around most of pre-season. He's never going to be one of those players who hit the ground running because two months off without proper games will not be kind to him.

He's a stocky, barrel shape. Tevez is the same but he also has stamina and running, so no one cares. Higuain is now mostly a final third player.

According to info I can find:

~75kg

~79kg

~82kg

~87kg

He's probably about the same now.

Comparison with a muscular teammate - Pjaca who is 2cm taller is 85kg
Comparison with a fat striker - R9 was 94-96kg when he played for Real Madrid

 

[Marc]

What a finish!

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I'm actually tempted.. Ah screw it. You're an idiot.

No, he's not. You are, though. Infraction worthy. @GordoDeCentral @JuveJay @Mark @Enron @Dostoevsky

 

[MrMonkey]

“I’d rather have Higuain with an extra kg or two in August who ends up scoring 30-35 goals rather than strikers with perfect abs who have 10 goals by May,” he told Tuttosport, as reported by Football Italia.

“Douglas Costa can be for Higuain what Franck Ribery was for me at Bayern Munich. I do see something of Franck in him, as there are players who enjoy setting up their teammates more than scoring by themselves.”

Good statement Luca!

 

[zizinho]

and with that second sentence, his 1st suddenly loses all credibility

 

[MrMonkey]

and with that second sentence, his 1st suddenly loses all credibility

Hey, I was never a big fan of Toni and maybe he did nothing with Ribery but my point is with Costa around the Fat Man might even be more prolific.

 

[Bianconero81]

I'm actually tempted.. Ah screw it. You're an idiot.

Thank you for your invaluable input you balding sack of shit.