Gonzalo Higuaín (65 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Worst scenario is Higuain scored and we lose. Then I can't even diss him anymore.

What if he scores one, but misses like 3-4 one v ones with the keeper? I think we can keep dissing him in that scenario?

 

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[lgorTudor]

What if he scores one, but misses like 3-4 one v ones with the keeper? I think we can keep dissing him in that scenario?

Yes, but the difference is in timing.

If we win, we take a safety break of few weeks before starting to diss him again
If we lose, diss right away until our fingers bleed

 

[Gep]

When we lose in finals I just switch the tv off without watching the team pick up the trophy and make sure that I stay away from any football related news for at least a week. It helps me. When Neymar scored their 3rd in 2015, that TV went straight off.

I then cracked open a nelson, and went straight into my garden to build a giant trampoline.

 

[donpiero]

Who's nelson? Your boyfriend?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Worst scenario is Higuain scored and we lose. Then I can't even diss him anymore.

I want him to know that IF he scores, i'll get him a burger like that:

Spoiler

 

[lgorTudor]

I want him to know that IF he scores, i'll get him a burger like that:

Spoiler

McFish

 

[DAiDEViL]

McFish

crispy chicken.

 

[lgorTudor]

crispy chicken.

Spoiler

 

[DAiDEViL]

Not sure i wanna eat it. @ALC

 

[Hust]

Won't score in the final

 

[piotrr]

6 goals away from becoming the greatest ever Juve goalscorer in a single season

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Games left :

Monaco
Roma
Crotone
Bologna
CL Final
Coppa Italia Final

Can he do it ?

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[Gep]

Who's nelson? Your boyfriend?

Nelson Mandela.

 

[lgorTudor]

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nice bookmark

 

[JCK]

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That was the ultimate jinx

 

[ALC]

Not sure i wanna eat it. @ALC

Beef curtain burger

 

[Lapa]

All I see is pubes!

 

[piotrr]

 

[DAiDEViL]

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[.zero]

Won't score in the final

Neither will I