Gonzalo Higuaín (59 Viewers)

[Pirlo's Beard]

Fucking Messi playing in his own half with zero service and zero support wouldn't score most of the time.


We knew what Higuain was and wasn't good at when we bought him, he's a fucking animal in the box. Yet by half time we had the joint lowest touches in the box (3) in the entirety of the season

Don't buy a box player and play disgusting ultra defensive football then blame the player because he's not a 5'6 winger.

 

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[Post Ironic]

Skinny Higuain was good playing on the break in the past.

Fat Higuain is too slow to play on the break anymore. One-dimensional now. SAD.

#MakeHiguainSkinnyAgain

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

The funny thing is, we never even had counter attacking opportunities for most of the game. We turned a match against an inferior team into an attack vs defence training exercise. Horrible mentality, the antithesis of what you need in the CL. Hope Max knows this now.

 

[zizinho]

cant even score vs SSC anymore. SELL

 

[il brutto]

Skinny Higuain was good playing on the break in the past.

Fat Higuain is too slow to play on the break anymore. One-dimensional now. SAD.

#MakeHiguainSkinnyAgain

U just jelly. It's clear by now you just envious of Higgy's cool beard, six pack, and classic hairstyle.

 

[Post Ironic]

The funny thing is, we never even had counter attacking opportunities for most of the game. We turned a match against an inferior team into an attack vs defence training exercise. Horrible mentality, the antithesis of what you need in the CL. Hope Max knows this now.

We would have had counter attacking opportunities if Higgy just didn't stand on Koulibaly's shoulder all game flirting. Fat boy was bent over the kitchen sink by Koulibaly today. VERY SAD.

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U just jelly. It's clear by now you just envious of Higgy's cool beard, six pack, and classic hairstyle.

You mean a keg, right?

 

[il brutto]

You mean a keg, right?

Higgy only sports a keg during the summer months. Higgy is fit as a as the Okinawan people during the colder months.

 

[DAiDEViL]

@Post Ironic so jelly he doesn't have a dad-bod like Higgy.

 

[Post Ironic]

@Post Ironic so jelly he doesn't have a dad-bod like Higgy.

He's not Higgy, he's Piggy.

Could make a case for calling him Higauri. I'm sure @sgjuveboy could make a great avatar combining the likenesses of Higauin, Amauri, Llorente.

 

[DAiDEViL]

He's not Higgy, he's Piggy.

Could make a case for calling him Higauri. I'm sure @sgjuveboy could make a great avatar combining the likenesses of Higauin, Amauri, Llorente.

@Hustini

 

[lgorTudor]

at blaming Allegri for Higgy being too fat and slow to ever get open, or participate in the game.

The guy has turned into Llorente 2.0

Add choking at the most important time of the year to that, like every season. 0 goals since February.

Wish Morata would come back.

look who is begging to rejoin #teammorty

 

[Post Ironic]

look who is begging to rejoin #teammorata

I'm always Team Morata. I wanted to give Higgy a chance, in hopes that Juventus could get him to perform, but he's a lost cause. 90 million for one goal since mid-February.

The massively failing Higgy. Must be repealed and replaced. Napoli will pay for it. Very SAD.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Who's gonna score in Serie-A if we swap Higgy with Mr. Clutch?

 

[duranfj]

Higuain should've taken the ball from Chiellini in defense and dribbled past the entire Napoli team to score tonight.

Yep. Incredible how he couldn't perform It... Easiest chances ever

 

[Post Ironic]

Who's gonna score in Serie-A if we swap Higgy with Mr. Clutch?

Mario and Paulo. Obviously.

 

[duranfj]

The funny thing is, we never even had counter attacking opportunities for most of the game. We turned a match against an inferior team into an attack vs defence training exercise. Horrible mentality, the antithesis of what you need in the CL. Hope Max knows this now.

Pipa biggest mistakes were put Asa and Lemina and use an ultra defensive tactic.

 

[Zacheryah]

I'm always Team Morata. I wanted to give Higgy a chance, in hopes that Juventus could get him to perform, but he's a lost cause. 90 million for one goal since mid-February.

The massively failing Higgy. Must be repealed and replaced. Napoli will pay for it. Very SAD.

I need to buy The Mertens. And Napoli will pay for The Mertens

 

[zizinho]

look who is begging to rejoin #teammorty

Alvarito :depressed

 

[MikeM]

We shouldn't even have played him today. He had no chance at scoring, we should have just played Sturaro at striker to let him wreak havoc on Napoli defenders and our eyes.

Right now Juve with Higuain is like that guy who buys a Mercedes but lives in a trailor.

 

[DAiDEViL]

We shouldn't even have played him today. He had no chance at scoring, we should have just played Sturaro at striker to let him wreak havoc on Napoli defenders and our eyes.

Right now Juve with Higuain is like that guy who buys a Mercedes but lives in a trailor.

A Sprinter-Kasten, to be precise @lgorTudor