Gonzalo Higuaín (85 Viewers)

[Raphaël]

Someone please photoshop a burger on the referee's face.

 

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[Valerio.]

Surprised he laid that off for dybala, wouldve thought he wanted to add to his capocannoniere tally

he knew i had Dybala in my fantasysoccer team and decided to help me.

 

[Marc]

Pipita already on 22 goals...

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Fuck

 

[DAiDEViL]

Higgy's regular day-job. No we know why he put on some weight over the past few years.

It's all part of 's new contract. By signing a contract with Juventus the player automatically agrees to work in his restaurant, il taccagno, for free.

Them players never read the small print

 

[Marc]

No disrespect but the "fat" jokes are lame.

 

[Mark]

I'm so proud I opened this thread. Thanks to @Mark, btw. Our best signing by far this season and probably the best world class finisher and #9 since Trezegol.

that av though. If that ain't a jinx...

you will be missed if we don't win it this year.

 

[Carlos Primera]

I never realized how much strength/explosiveness hes had in his game till watching him play regularly. On that fourth goal he was like a loose bull just plowing everything in his path, the defender was pulling on his shirt as if he was taking part in tug-of-war. Dude should have been booked if the ref didnt let play continue.

The finishing, positioning, movement and link up play have always been there ever since his RM days, but the explosiveness out of the blocks is something thats come to the fore for me recently.

 

[Scottish]

Now that's being a bit ridiculous.

Isn't it great to see how strong we are without Pogba, though? Many of us saw him as a crucial piece of our puzzle but I wouldn't want him back here.

Saw Higuain's goal. Brilliant move, who was it who passed to Dybala? Alves or Sturaro? Brilliant vision.

 

[j0ker]

Isn't it great to see how strong we are without Pogba, though? Many of us saw him as a crucial piece of our puzzle but I wouldn't want him back here.

Saw Higuain's goal. Brilliant move, who was it who passed to Dybala? Alves or Sturaro? Brilliant vision.

Trump, is that you?

 

[bongraider]

Alves

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[JuveJay]

No disrespect but the "fat" jokes are lame.

That's something a fat person would say.

 

[Trequartista]

 

[Hust]

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Trump, is that you?

Nah, more like:

Higuain had a great game, fantastic guy by the way, I met him once. Fantastic guy. 94m? Horrible deal absolutely horrible.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Higuain had a great game, fantastic guy by the way, I met him once. Fantastic guy. 94m? Horrible deal absolutely horrible.

94m? Where did you get those Numbers from? the New York Times? they are wrong, like they are so far off, it's unbelieavable. DISHONEST.

 

[zizinho]

94m? Where did you get those Numbers from? the New York Times? they are wrong, like they are so far off, it's unbelieavable. DISHONEST.

They are in fact. He cost 90M

 

[Juvellino]

Higgy's regular day-job. No we know why he put on some weight over the past few years.

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[Hust]

94m? Where did you get those Numbers from? the New York Times? they are wrong, like they are so far off, it's unbelieavable. DISHONEST.

Let me tell you something about the media. Disgusting. Completely disgusting. FAKE MEDIA FAKE NEWS. Very disgusting.


Very.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Higgy's regular day-job. No we know why he put on some weight over the past few years.

something tells me he's only doing it for the employee discount

 

[Marc]

that av though. If that ain't a jinx...

you will be missed if we don't win it this year.

I believe in jinxes like I believe in smokescreens.

That's something a fat person would say.

Wanna see me naked?