Giuseppe Marotta (82 Viewers)

[Jem83]

Oh, it does. And I'm not saying I'm necessarily proud of myself for that. Nor does it ever really happen that I'll choose the Nescafe ahead of the real gourmet shit (Pulp Fiction reference most appreciated).

But the fact is that I love coffee. Not only one narrow sliver of estate coffee produced on one of two farms, processed with only one kind of machine, and made to within a 0.0001% tolerance of total dissolved solids in water. Because that's if all you'll drink? No, you don't love coffee. You love some freak of nature that can only be recreated in a lab under the right conditions.

It's like saying you love sex. I mean, sure, we'd all love to be banging supermodels who are 10-out-of-10s, but who are we kidding? If a 6 comes around at the right time and in the right light, hey -- it's still sex, so that's pretty frigging awesome.

Fantastic post.

You made me wanna come visit you btw Dunno if it was the coffee-talk, or the sex-talk!!

 

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[TrezJuve]

Best in the world, cute, tovaritch.

He's good and the purchase of Tevez showed he's up to the next level, he's done really well. Wouldn't mind if we renew.

 

[swag]

Fantastic post.

You made me wanna come visit you btw Dunno if it was the coffee-talk, or the sex-talk!!

Hey, they say San Francisco is the city of gay love.

 

[Jem83]

Hey, they say San Francisco is the city of gay love.

Indeed

But to be honest, though, it's the first place I'd go if I ever were to visit the US. Not because I'd want my rear-end plugged, but because someone who took care of me when I was a child was a huge SF fanatic and he had all sorts of SF stuff in his house, even a HUGE framed picture of the Golden Gate Bridge in his living room

I don't think he was gay, though, and my ass was never sore after waking up

 

[swag]

That's just a tease we like to use. 85-90%+ of the people here are straight -- and generally pretty tolerant of the rest. This place is unlike much of the rest of the country in regards to its liberal social politics, etc. It gets criticized all the time in the federal government for being this commie pinko leftist European-like wannabe. Which makes it a pretty decent place to live, IMO.

It's good for tourists too -- unless maybe you have kids.

 

[Jem83]

Nah, no kids here. They scream a lot and shit all over the place

Yep, the liberal social politics is a huge draw, and I just love the feel and vibe of the place whenever I see pictures and movies where SF is portrayed. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from, I mean, it's gonna take a lot to change my stance that SF would be the first place I'd visit in the US!

Feel free to talk it up even more

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Indeed

But to be honest, though, it's the first place I'd go if I ever were to visit the US. Not because I'd want my rear-end plugged, but because someone who took care of me when I was a child was a huge SF fanatic and he had all sorts of SF stuff in his house, even a HUGE framed picture of the Golden Gate Bridge in his living room

I don't think he was gay, though, and my ass was never sore after waking up

Another excellent Jem post. You and swag are the standard bearers when it comes to this ish,

 

[Ahmed]

Marotta vs Marotta

who wins?

they will co-own the trophy.

 

[Furino]

 

[j0ker]

The great man signed Ogbonna and Zaza today.

I think I need to relax in a sauna.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Il Grande Uomo

 

[Mr Chocolate]

cant believe people doubted this legend

getting an away shirt with Marotta on the back, what number should I get

 

[KB824]

cant believe people doubted this legend

getting an away shirt with Marotta on the back, what number should I get

69

 

[alexjuventino]

cant believe people doubted this legend

getting an away shirt with Marotta on the back, what number should I get

You should get 00 and make it look like his eyes

 

[Fint]

Indeed

But to be honest, though, it's the first place I'd go if I ever were to visit the US. Not because I'd want my rear-end plugged, but because someone who took care of me when I was a child was a huge SF fanatic and he had all sorts of SF stuff in his house, even a HUGE framed picture of the Golden Gate Bridge in his living room

I don't think he was gay, though, and my ass was never sore after waking up

My question about coffee led to a potential same sex Tuz wedding in San Fran?

 

[KB824]

My question about coffee led to a potential same sex Tuz wedding in San Fran?

Six degrees of man-boy love.


Par for the course here on the 'Tuz

 

[Fint]

Wouldn't have it any other way.

So, can we accept your Society application any day now

 

[Jem83]

Don't tell him about his honorary membership and the picture of him hanging on one of the Sauna walls

And whatever you do, do not tell him about 'King of Kings Tuesdays'

 

[KB824]

Wouldn't have it any other way.

So, can we accept your Society application any day now

Ogbonna and Kolarov, and I'll apply.

If he gets Jovetic, I'll get the strippers and hire the mexican cleaning crew for the sauna. I'm sure they'll have all the overtime they can handle.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

God I love this forum

Not as much as my love for that certain bespectacled, folically challenged, penny pinching, troll extraordinaire known as The Great Man.