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Signor

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Jul 13, 2002
3,019
#1
Desperately seeking technical support!

I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if you minimize Girlfriend with the sound off, but since I can't find the switch to turn it off, I just run them separately and it works OK.

Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with Golfware, often trying to abort my Golf program with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance with Girlfriend 2.0.

After months of conflicts, I consulted a friend who has experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring upgrade to run properly. He was right. As soon as I purged my cache, Girlfriend 2.0 uninstalled itself.

Shortly after that, I installed a Girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus. After a hard drive clean up and thorough virus scan I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time using a SCSI probe and virus protection. It worked OK for a while until I discovered Girlfriend 1.0 wasn't completely uninstalled!

I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has an unadvertised feature that automatically senses the presence of Girlfriend 1.0 and communicates with it in some way, resulting in the immediate removal of both versions!

The version I have now works pretty well, but, like all versions, there are still some problems. The Girlfriend package is written in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. And I've never liked how Girlfriend is totally 'object-oriented.'

A year ago, a friend upgraded his version to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate-and-Stay resident version. He discovered GirlfriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiance9e 1.0. So he did. But soon after that, you have to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a 'huge resource hog.' It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons that he upgraded to Wife is because it came bundled with FreeSex 1.0. Well, it turns out that the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSex (particularly the new Plug and Play items he wanted to try). On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. And, although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw 1.0, which has an automatic popup feature he can't turn off.

I told him to install Mistress 1.0, but he said that he heard that if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife, that Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway, due to insufficient resources. If anybody out there is able to offer technical advice...
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
23,028
#2
Just wait until "Child 1.0" and "Child 1.1 crying version" come out. The shit will hit the fan then.

Also, beware of "Wedding 1.0 beta", word on the street is that "Girlfriend" versions lose performance after that and suddenly drop to "Nagging Wife 2.0"

:stress:

My advice: Format your disk, and install "MS Bachelor 1.0", it's very stabile and fun, but after a while the maintanance will require you to get "Girlfriend 1.0" or "Cleaning lady 0.5". GF 1.0 is much more expensive, while CL 0.5 is cheap and easy to uninstall
 

vitoria_Ally

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
7,232
#6
++ [ originally posted by discobamba ] ++
whatafek are you people talking about

:sigh:
Guess ;)


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btw: I added link to your profile to xtr..sth forum, you can login and download videos from matches - thread about videos from qualifications matches.
 
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Signor

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Jul 13, 2002
3,019
#7
++ [ originally posted by discobamba ] ++
whatafek are you people talking about
No Offence Buddy, but i Knew there are some people on this forum who won't understand it, that's why I posted it ;)
 
Jul 12, 2002
5,666
#9
++ [ originally posted by Aragorn ] ++
No Offence Buddy, but i Knew there are some people on this forum who won't understand it, that's why I posted it ;)
I understood it, I mean I got the metaphor that was being used, but I didn't think it was funny...maybe I'm not enough of a techno nerd, or maybe it's because I haven't been running Girlfriend for a long time...
 

vitoria_Ally

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
7,232
#12
++ [ originally posted by Aragorn ] ++


Vit - Where can i get that Boyfriend thing? :D
They are usually on the same site, but in different parts: with women or men jokes.
My Boyfriend/girlfriend things were translations of originals, so it's useless for you ;)
But I'm sure I saw it also in English, on some site with such jokes, but I dont remember where it was. I will try to look for that again.
 
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Signor

Senior Member
Jul 13, 2002
3,019
#13
++ [ originally posted by vitoria_Ally ] ++


They are usually on the same site, but in different parts: with women or men jokes.
My Boyfriend/girlfriend things were translations of originals, so it's useless for you ;)
But I'm sure I saw it also in English, on some site with such jokes, but I dont remember where it was. I will try to look for that again.
Thanks Vitoria :)
 

Anders

Senior Member
Dec 13, 2002
3,134
#16
Haha... newbies...

Get the new Jerk-Off 5.0, guarenteed to satisfy you.

It's free of charge, easy to use and it does not contain complicated spyware such as stupidfriendofgirlfriendspyingonmeatthemovies1.0

This thread is too damn nerdish... :D
 

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