Gianluigi Buffon (55 Viewers)

[Numero Uno]

Udinese GK, Brkic, On Udinese Channel: "I miei idoli Buffon e Dida"

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[Cuti]

Buffon, caso sui 2 scudetti di Calciopoli

02 dicembre alle 19:30
Non tornano i conti: 29 o 31? Sono già passati più di 7 anni dallo scandalo di Calciopoli scoppiato nel 2006, ma il numero degli scudetti vinti dalla Juventus è una questione destinata a far discutere all'infinito. La polemica è tornata d'attualità grazie al sito ufficiale di Gigi Buffon.

Nel palmares del portiere bianconero sono riportati solo i quattro titoli di campione d'Italia "ufficialmente" in bacheca (2002, 2003, 2012 e 2013), mentre quelli delle stagioni 2004/2005 e 2005/2006 (il primo revocato dalla giustizia sportiva e il secondo assegnato a tavolino all'Inter dal commissario federale Guido Rossi) figurano in una categoria a parte come "campionati vinti sul campo".

http://www.calciomercato.com/juventus/buffon-caso-sui-2-scudetti-di-calciopoli-314818

On Buffon's website, Buffon wrote the following under the heading domestic trophies:

Italian Championships won: 2002, 2003, 2012, 2013

Italian Championships won (on the pitch): 2005, 2006

Bravo Capitano

 

[Mr Chocolate]

words can not explain the love and respect i have for this man,

one of the classiest people to ever play this beautiful game,

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

words can not explain the love and respect i have for this man,

one of the classiest people to ever play this beautiful game,

Has Mr Chocolate ever played in goals before? If so what was the outcome?

 

[Mr Chocolate]

Has Mr Chocolate ever played in goals before? If so what was the outcome?

one game my good friend,

while i was not as good as Buffon i thought i held up quite well. Our keeper dislocated his knee cap and was out for three quarters of the season everyone had a turn at keeper, I was one of the few to not have done it and we came up against the worst team in the competition, legit these people were shit, i mean utter dog shit, couldn't defend, didn't score a goal all season. So me being a brave nobleman i put my hand up because i thought the other lot wouldn't even get a shot on goal.

We start the game and everything is good, Mr Chocolate is doing great, I'm literally just standing there, we go into half time 0-0 and i haven't touched the ball all half. We go out to the second half and everything is great, then we concede a corner (i think i can't remember 100%, either corner or free kick) and they ball swings in and its a shit house delivery that is literally directly in my arms. i go to kick it long and since then had never tried a goalkeeper kick before the ball went directly up, not forward at all, just up.

"well fuck:, i think to myself as i realise how much of a useless buffoon i am and i stay there to try to hit it away, i jump for it, miss completely and they head it in the goal.

we went on the score a goal soon after, "thank fuck" i thought to myself because i thought we would at least draw the game, that shit team wouldn't get another shot on goal and if they did, "the wall" as i was called (by myself only) was in the goal. So we were cruising through the game, then suddenly my defence opened up like a $2 whore and before i knew it i was 1 on 1 with a fat little indian man. (nothing against indian men, especially fat ones, they are the best kind) i run out because thats what i saw people do on TV and try to block the shot, i jump past like an idiot and he scored.

We lost the game, the only game we lost in the season
the last game i played as keeper.

 

[Ocelot]

one game my good friend,

while i was not as good as Buffon i thought i held up quite well. Our keeper dislocated his knee cap and was out for three quarters of the season everyone had a turn at keeper, I was one of the few to not have done it and we came up against the worst team in the competition, legit these people were $#@!, i mean utter dog $#@!, couldn't defend, didn't score a goal all season. So me being a brave nobleman i put my hand up because i thought the other lot wouldn't even get a shot on goal.

We start the game and everything is good, Mr Chocolate is doing great, I'm literally just standing there, we go into half time 0-0 and i haven't touched the ball all half. We go out to the second half and everything is great, then we concede a corner (i think i can't remember 100%, either corner or free kick) and they ball swings in and its a $#@! house delivery that is literally directly in my arms. i go to kick it long and since then had never tried a goalkeeper kick before the ball went directly up, not forward at all, just up.

"well $#@!:, i think to myself as i realise how much of a useless buffoon i am and i stay there to try to hit it away, i jump for it, miss completely and they head it in the goal.

we went on the score a goal soon after, "thank $#@!" i thought to myself because i thought we would at least draw the game, that $#@! team wouldn't get another shot on goal and if they did, "the wall" as i was called (by myself only) was in the goal. So we were cruising through the game, then suddenly my defence opened up like a $2 $#@! and before i knew it i was 1 on 1 with a fat little indian man. (nothing against indian men, especially fat ones, they are the best kind) i run out because thats what i saw people do on TV and try to block the shot, i jump past like an idiot and he scored.

We lost the game, the only game we lost in the season
the last game i played as keeper.

Not sure if I should believe you, but entertaining as fuck

 

[Mr Chocolate]

Not sure if I should believe you, but entertaining as fuck

trust me

apart from playing fullback i was shit

 

[Numero Uno]

Top thirty most appearances, all-time (only Serie A regular-seasons)


[TABLE="class: wikitable"] [TR] [TD]Rank[/TD] [TD="width: 50px"]Nat[/TD] [TD="width: 150px"]Name[/TD] [TD="width: 70px"]Years[/TD] [TD="width: 70px"]Apps[/TD] [TD="width: 70px"]Goals[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Paolo Maldini[/TD] [TD]1984–2009[/TD] [TD]647[/TD] [TD]29
[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Javier Zanetti[/TD] [TD]1995–[/TD] [TD]605[/TD] [TD]12
[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]3[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Gianluca Pagliuca[/TD] [TD]1987–2007[/TD] [TD]592[/TD] [TD]-[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Dino Zoff[/TD] [TD]1961–1983[/TD] [TD]570[/TD] [TD]-[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]5[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Pietro Vierchowod[/TD] [TD]1980–2000[/TD] [TD]562[/TD] [TD]38[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Francesco Totti[/TD] [TD]1992–[/TD] [TD]543[/TD] [TD]230[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]7[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Roberto Mancini[/TD] [TD]1981–2000[/TD] [TD]541[/TD] [TD]156
[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]8[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Silvio Piola[/TD] [TD]1929–1954[/TD] [TD]537[/TD] [TD]274
[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]9[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Enrico Albertosi[/TD] [TD]1958–1980[/TD] [TD]532[/TD] [TD]-[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]10[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Gianni Rivera[/TD] [TD]1958–1979[/TD] [TD]527[/TD] [TD]128[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]11[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Giuseppe Bergomi[/TD] [TD]1980–1999[/TD] [TD]519[/TD] [TD]23[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]12[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Gianluigi Buffon
[/TD] [TD]1995–
[/TD] [TD]501[/TD] [TD]-
[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]13[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Ciro Ferrara[/TD] [TD]1984–2005[/TD] [TD]500[/TD] [TD]27[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Giovanni Galli[/TD] [TD]1977–1995[/TD] [TD]496[/TD] [TD]-[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]15[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Tarcisio Burgnich[/TD] [TD]1958–1976[/TD] [TD]494[/TD] [TD]6[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]16[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Giuseppe Favalli[/TD] [TD]1989–2010[/TD] [TD]486[/TD] [TD]7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Alessandro Del Piero[/TD] [TD]1993–2012[/TD] [TD]478[/TD] [TD]188[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Giancarlo De Sisti[/TD] [TD]1960–1979[/TD] [TD]478[/TD] [TD]50[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Angelo Peruzzi[/TD] [TD]1987–2007[/TD] [TD]478[/TD] [TD]-[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]20[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Giacinto Facchetti[/TD] [TD]1960–1978[/TD] [TD]475[/TD] [TD]59[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]21[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Franco Baresi[/TD] [TD]1977–1997[/TD] [TD]470[/TD] [TD]12[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]22[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Pietro Ferraris[/TD] [TD]1929–1950[/TD] [TD]469[/TD] [TD]123[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]23[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Sergio Cervato[/TD] [TD]1948–1964[/TD] [TD]466[/TD] [TD]45
[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]24[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Franco Causio[/TD] [TD]1967–1986[/TD] [TD]460[/TD] [TD]66[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]25[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]José Altafini[/TD] [TD]1958–1976[/TD] [TD]459[/TD] [TD]216[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]26[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Alessandro Costacurta[/TD] [TD]1987–2007[/TD] [TD]458[/TD] [TD]3[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]27[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Andrea Pirlo[/TD] [TD]1994–[/TD] [TD]455[/TD] [TD]52[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]28[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Roberto Baggio[/TD] [TD]1985–2004[/TD] [TD]452[/TD] [TD]205[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]29
[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Sébastien Frey[/TD] [TD]1998–2013[/TD] [TD]446[/TD] [TD]-[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]30
[/TD] [TD]

[/TD] [TD="align: left"]Giampiero Boniperti[/TD] [TD]1946–1961[/TD] [TD]443[/TD] [TD]178[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

 

[Hydde]

woah, zanetti!

Captain merda

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

one game my good friend,

while i was not as good as Buffon i thought i held up quite well. Our keeper dislocated his knee cap and was out for three quarters of the season everyone had a turn at keeper, I was one of the few to not have done it and we came up against the worst team in the competition, legit these people were shit, i mean utter dog shit, couldn't defend, didn't score a goal all season. So me being a brave nobleman i put my hand up because i thought the other lot wouldn't even get a shot on goal.

We start the game and everything is good, Mr Chocolate is doing great, I'm literally just standing there, we go into half time 0-0 and i haven't touched the ball all half. We go out to the second half and everything is great, then we concede a corner (i think i can't remember 100%, either corner or free kick) and they ball swings in and its a shit house delivery that is literally directly in my arms. i go to kick it long and since then had never tried a goalkeeper kick before the ball went directly up, not forward at all, just up.

"well fuck:, i think to myself as i realise how much of a useless buffoon i am and i stay there to try to hit it away, i jump for it, miss completely and they head it in the goal.

we went on the score a goal soon after, "thank fuck" i thought to myself because i thought we would at least draw the game, that shit team wouldn't get another shot on goal and if they did, "the wall" as i was called (by myself only) was in the goal. So we were cruising through the game, then suddenly my defence opened up like a $2 whore and before i knew it i was 1 on 1 with a fat little indian man. (nothing against indian men, especially fat ones, they are the best kind) i run out because thats what i saw people do on TV and try to block the shot, i jump past like an idiot and he scored.

We lost the game, the only game we lost in the season
the last game i played as keeper.

epic. @Klin @ZoSo

#themchocolatemoments

 

[Yuckerini]

one game my good friend,

while i was not as good as Buffon i thought i held up quite well. Our keeper dislocated his knee cap and was out for three quarters of the season everyone had a turn at keeper, I was one of the few to not have done it and we came up against the worst team in the competition, legit these people were $#@!, i mean utter dog $#@!, couldn't defend, didn't score a goal all season. So me being a brave nobleman i put my hand up because i thought the other lot wouldn't even get a shot on goal.

We start the game and everything is good, Mr Chocolate is doing great, I'm literally just standing there, we go into half time 0-0 and i haven't touched the ball all half. We go out to the second half and everything is great, then we concede a corner (i think i can't remember 100%, either corner or free kick) and they ball swings in and its a $#@! house delivery that is literally directly in my arms. i go to kick it long and since then had never tried a goalkeeper kick before the ball went directly up, not forward at all, just up.

"well $#@!:, i think to myself as i realise how much of a useless buffoon i am and i stay there to try to hit it away, i jump for it, miss completely and they head it in the goal.

we went on the score a goal soon after, "thank $#@!" i thought to myself because i thought we would at least draw the game, that $#@! team wouldn't get another shot on goal and if they did, "the wall" as i was called (by myself only) was in the goal. So we were cruising through the game, then suddenly my defence opened up like a $2 $#@! and before i knew it i was 1 on 1 with a fat little indian man. (nothing against indian men, especially fat ones, they are the best kind) i run out because thats what i saw people do on TV and try to block the shot, i jump past like an idiot and he scored.

We lost the game, the only game we lost in the season
the last game i played as keeper.

hahahaha keep these moments coming

 

[ZoSo]

 

[Nzoric]

one game my good friend,

while i was not as good as Buffon i thought i held up quite well. Our keeper dislocated his knee cap and was out for three quarters of the season everyone had a turn at keeper, I was one of the few to not have done it and we came up against the worst team in the competition, legit these people were shit, i mean utter dog shit, couldn't defend, didn't score a goal all season. So me being a brave nobleman i put my hand up because i thought the other lot wouldn't even get a shot on goal.

We start the game and everything is good, Mr Chocolate is doing great, I'm literally just standing there, we go into half time 0-0 and i haven't touched the ball all half. We go out to the second half and everything is great, then we concede a corner (i think i can't remember 100%, either corner or free kick) and they ball swings in and its a shit house delivery that is literally directly in my arms. i go to kick it long and since then had never tried a goalkeeper kick before the ball went directly up, not forward at all, just up.

"well fuck:, i think to myself as i realise how much of a useless buffoon i am and i stay there to try to hit it away, i jump for it, miss completely and they head it in the goal.

we went on the score a goal soon after, "thank fuck" i thought to myself because i thought we would at least draw the game, that shit team wouldn't get another shot on goal and if they did, "the wall" as i was called (by myself only) was in the goal. So we were cruising through the game, then suddenly my defence opened up like a $2 whore and before i knew it i was 1 on 1 with a fat little indian man. (nothing against indian men, especially fat ones, they are the best kind) i run out because thats what i saw people do on TV and try to block the shot, i jump past like an idiot and he scored.

We lost the game, the only game we lost in the season
the last game i played as keeper.

Nice one.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

#TeamChocolate

 

[Mr Chocolate]

more Stories from my past will be available in both VHS and DVD formats, with William Shatner narrating key events of my life.

Mr Chocolate- stories that will melt your heart will be available from all good (and shit) video shops.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

more Stories from my past will be available in both VHS and DVD formats, with William Shatner narrating key events of my life.

Mr Chocolate- stories that will melt your heart will be available from all good (and shit) video shops.

This is another cool story, brought to you by @Mr Chocolate

 

[Cuti]

We should have a thread dedicated solely to @Mr Chocolate's stories

 

[Mr Chocolate]

Story Time- With Mr Chocolate

 

[ZoSo]

 

[Ragazza]