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[la_dynamite86]

In my opinion Zlatan's quotes are the most funny ones...

For example:

At the press conference after the game against England. (2004) Thanks to John S for the tip.
Reporter: "You´we got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"
Zlatan: "Well...I don´t know...you´ll have to ask your wife about that"

or this one:

On the question what his girlfriend got when they got engaged:
"What she got? She got Zlatan."

Hihihi!!!

Do you have any funny quotes you want to add???

 

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[Seven]

No, but I do want to say "hihihi" sounds extremely gay.

 

[la_dynamite86]

Extremely gay??? I think, it's normal for me to sound gay...because I'm female...

 

[Elnur_E65]

Then a non-gay and non-female version of "Hihihihihi" is ***giggle***


I have tons of commentators' mistakes, unfortunately all in Russian.

 

[la_dynamite86]

Really...Doesn't matter...You can send it, because I speak Russian too, because I learn it at school...Would be cool to check out if my Russian-knowlege is enough!!!

It's a pity, that most quotes I have are in German...but they are really funny!!!


But I like this one too:
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham
...typically Beckham...

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by la_dynamite86 ] ++
Really...Doesn't matter...You can send it, because I speak Russian too, because I learn it at school...Would be cool to check out if my Russian-knowlege is enough!!!

It's a pity, that most quotes I have are in German...but they are really funny!!!


But I like this one too:
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham
...typically Beckham...

Yeah, will be a practice session for you

I should have them in my home computer and I'll post them later this evening!

 

[la_dynamite86]

And here is a wise quote by Thierry Henry:

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.'


...and I totally agree with him!

 

[la_dynamite86]

And this one by Mark Draper:

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'



....and my favourite Spanish club is Juventus!!!
But if he had said: I'd like to play in a French club, like Arsenal.....then I'd say, he's right!!! Just kiddin'!