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Funniest Juventuz Member

  • JCK

  • Bombardier

  • Lawnchair Bes

  • Bozi

  • Andy

  • Alen

  • Rab

  • Greg

  • Martin

  • Pingo

  • Delpieroforlife

  • Arif

  • Snoop

  • Michael Cutajar

  • Abu G

  • Turk


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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
You know it would be one thing if the movies you guys like were very varied and creative. Paul who used to post here was the most elitist movie fan ever, but he really had a wide repertoire, so at least he was credible. But talking to you guys at times makes me feel like I'm up against the Britney Spears fan club, whatever she did was brilliant and whatever I say is obviously nonsense.

Let me know when you get over your mafia obsession and we'll have a more interesting conversation about movies.
Agreed.

Says the one who thinks The Departed is one of the better made movies.
Anybody who doesn't like The Departed is either gay or has a bad taste in films. Probably the former.
 

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Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
53,998
I don't agree with Bozi being the funniest member as I don't really find all of his stuff humorous. But most people here will say that they don't think I'm funny, although I'm sure they have found some of my spoof Channel4 and Goal.com articles funny, so each to his own.
I find you hillarious. :D
Not only your jokes but the way you lose your mind over some little things and the way you make everyone around you crazy (especially the less intelligent ones).... that's pure gold :rofl:

Actually, i'll vote for you.
It's not a pitty vote. Like i said previously in this topic, i can't chose one member because there are 4 members i find equally funny (even though in different ways). Since you're one of the 4 guys (one of them didn't even make the list) and the guy who made the poll didn't think about making it multiple choice, i'm voting for you.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
I find you hillarious. :D
Not only your jokes but the way you lose your mind over some little things and the way you make everyone around you crazy (especially the less intelligent ones).... that's pure gold :rofl:

Actually, i'll vote for you.
It's not a pitty vote. Like i said previously in this topic, i can't chose one member because there are 4 members i find equally funny (even though in different ways). Since you're one of the 4 guys (one of them didn't even make the list) and the guy who made the poll didn't think about making it multiple choice, i'm voting for you.
Man, thanks, but you're fucking hilarious yourself. :tup: I love the off the cuff remarks you give during matches as they're not only true but hilarious. Members such as yourself, Greg, Burke, Martin, all the other members on the list, and especially Pado who isn't on the list are just hilarious. The only reason why I voted for Burke was because I know him in real life and he's even more hilarious just out of voice than on here. Even people off of the list such as Andries are pretty funny as well.

So it doesn't really matter... you all add comic relief to the forum, even Turk who provides us with inspiring outbursts against Inter which everyone has got to love. :pint:
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
but andy you are already the handomest,intelligentist,elitistist,bigotedist,most wonderfulist member of the forum already so though so many folk voted for me i am sure they all wish they were you,or at leastbe near enough to you to be able to bask in your glory as king of the world
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
no,just don't feel the need to discuss things with internet-hooligans :D
thats funny as all i ever see you do is come in,shout your mouth off at anyone who disagrees with you and then fuck off when you are proved wrong:melayyanandmessi:
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
but andy you are already the handomest,intelligentist,elitistist,bigotedist,most wonderfulist member of the forum already so though so many folk voted for me i am sure they all wish they were you,or at leastbe near enough to you to be able to bask in your glory as king of the world
As if you, Mr. Boswell, are not in anyway arrogant.

Heavy lies the crown, by the way.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
andy there is no man in the world who can honestly say they are not arrogant, it is simply our nature. however,it kinda makes me wonder what exactly it is you are trying to make up for by continually walking round telling everybody how wonderful you are.

i have never said i AM the funniest member here,i never trolled for votes or anything but i guess with the poll not showing who voted then people actually do what they think instead of who they think they SHOULD vote for.
personally i voted for greg, he is witty and intelligent at the same time, though i would probably have voted for arif if his name had been up at the time. pado is hilarious but due to him only really posting in NATW most folk will not know of his shoe-fooking exploits,burke is crazy but really should put his intelligence to better use sometimes,dru,martin,jack and especially alen are all funny guys.

quite how you think you are above all these guys is anyones guess,but what do i know?i am just a clown
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
andy there is no man in the world who can honestly say they are not arrogant, it is simply our nature. however,it kinda makes me wonder what exactly it is you are trying to make up for by continually walking round telling everybody how wonderful you are.

i have never said i AM the funniest member here,i never trolled for votes or anything but i guess with the poll not showing who voted then people actually do what they think instead of who they think they SHOULD vote for.
personally i voted for greg, he is witty and intelligent at the same time, though i would probably have voted for arif if his name had been up at the time. pado is hilarious but due to him only really posting in NATW most folk will not know of his shoe-fooking exploits,burke is crazy but really should put his intelligence to better use sometimes,dru,martin,jack and especially alen are all funny guys.

quite how you think you are above all these guys is anyones guess,but what do i know?i am just a clown
I never stated that anybody should be below me. In fact, I don't think I should even be on the list as I only fuck around from time to time. Much of my humor is considered crass, so it takes someone who doesn't give a care to like it.

Sure, I'm a cunt as you stated in your dedication. That's your righteous opinion, just like I don't think you're all that funny. But then again, perhaps it's the way you write that turns me off to your humor. I take the way you write sentences equivalent to Cronios, who is a great poster I might add but doesn't have the greatest grasp of English.

PS - Nice with the "bigoted-est" remark. Nice one mate.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,749
aye andy if you look at the whole post i included handomest among others as well, you kinds missed the point.
tbh i never really give a toss about my grammar while i am on the forum,it really is not so important as a vast majority of the posters here don't have english as a first language.
and yes you can be a cunt,but then i am sure you know that already
 

Dominic

Senior Member
Jan 30, 2004
16,706
I don't agree with Bozi being the funniest member as I don't really find all of his stuff humorous. But most people here will say that they don't think I'm funny, although I'm sure they have found some of my spoof Channel4 and Goal.com articles funny, so each to his own.
:lol: This is so pathetic.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
aye andy if you look at the whole post i included handomest among others as well, you kinds missed the point.
tbh i never really give a toss about my grammar while i am on the forum,it really is not so important as a vast majority of the posters here don't have english as a first language.
and yes you can be a cunt,but then i am sure you know that already
Meh, you're just trying to provoke me and get me banned for good, which is apparently what mods such as yourself like doing. I get it: you don't like me.

I'll kindly step away from this nonsense and deal with more important issues, such as what weighs more: the trains that pass through grand central station or the weight of money that was printed at the NYC mint.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
:lol: This is so pathetic.
Sort of like your views on Dutch players, no?

Sneijder overrated. :lol2: And you're fucking DUTCH!

Grow up, Dominic. You're just biased against Ajax and everyone can see it.

I respect your views on films and football like I respect a bitch: nothing worth other than fucking over due to idiocy. :tup:
 

Dominic

Senior Member
Jan 30, 2004
16,706
Which has what to do with anything?

By the way, I admitted that I was wrong about Sneidjer. Having said that, he's grown tremendously since leaving Ajax.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
ßöмßäяðîëя;1670998 said:
Dominic doesn't take enough time to look at the Dutch because he's too busy sucking "Italian" dick.





....and by Italian I mean Argentinian.
Oh yeah. He's been a Camo lover for years, and a very biased one at that.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
Ah.. Andy in a nutshell shit.

Banal fake imbecile, with no sense of wit whatsoever.
Man... I used to think you'd be a great mod. Proof of purchase new mods thread.

Meh, think what you want, but you clearly have no idea whatsoever about your own football, which I think is lovely.

If I want to find out about Dutch football, I'll go to more knowledge members such as Erik. Hey, at least he isn't biased.
 

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