++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++
The likes of Lampard's what makes EPL the BLAND league that it is. Runs like a machine, lurks around the box to unleash a thunderbolt. No finesse, only one-two passes. The JM doctrine is to have long ball to the massive forwards to harass the opposing defence and the drop off from the headers for FL to thunder home.....truly disgusting.
The guy has played 200+ consecutive games...
I'm seriously beginning to ponder about steroid use, along with Joe cole. Put FL, side-by-side with Kaka, with his sleekness, Clarence seedorf with his creativity... and you'd forget about him. Zidane is not as influential anymore, he's 33!
He's won it all.....but does FL do justice , entertainment, value for money as Zizou does.....the difference is clear!!
Makes you wonder how much of the EPL you actually watch. How can you possibly call it bland? Man Unitd lost 4-1 to Boro, Chelsea won 4-2 yesterday, Sunderland 1-4 Portsmouth, Wigan winning 1-0 in the last minute (newly promoted side are now in 2nd place) refereeing errors, penalties, saves, howlers, stadia that are practically always full. Its simply an argument you cannot win. You may say it lacks the beauty of the Spanish game, the tactical nous of serie A but it is easily more exciting than either imo. Teams actually play to win games, when you're 3-0 up you still want to get 4 - thats how the game should be played.
Jose Mourinho's doctrine is to hoof the ball up to the massive forwards? Well first of all Chelsea play with one up front so you might want to drop the plural there (goes to show how much you watch, yet again). Secondly Chelsea are regularly scoring 3, 4 goals a game, and winning the vast majority comfortably. Who are you to criticise a winning formula, and for gods sake you claim to be a Juve fan, we're arguably the most boring side in existence!
How are "running like a machine" and "unleashing thunderbolts" bad points to lampard's game anyway? His fitness levels are phenomenal and he takes care of himself. Big deal, he must be on drugs then

what about his awesome shot-making ability? Should he refrain from shooting to stop the game being any more "bland?"
Don't you realise how utterly ridiculous your argument is? Entertainment value.. what do you expect a Maradona style goal every game? Get a grip! Its about winning football! Show me a central workaholic midfielder anywhere else in a big league that already has 11 goals to his name this season? A player that can take penalties, freekicks, head the ball, srike from distance, has a huge range of passing, hardly ever gets booked, sets up or scores in virtually every game? YOU CAN'T!