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Tom

Tom

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Oct 30, 2001
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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Not really ... I was topscorer several times but only because I was like Inzaghi - at the right place at the right time :D My technical skills were and are nill!
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hey man Derby are looking for a player like you, they couldn't stick the ball in the net if the goalie went off for a piss and left the net guarded by a pigeon :wallbang:

saaaave us :D
 

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Slagathor

Slagathor

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Jul 25, 2001
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    ++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
    actually it was only painful when the nurse started pulling the glass out! ouch!
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    Damn! Glad that never happened to me!
     
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    Slagathor

    Slagathor

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    ++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
    hey man Derby are looking for a player like you, they couldn't stick the ball in the net if the goalie went off for a piss and left the net guarded by a pigeon :wallbang:

    saaaave us :D
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    Derby? Naaah :D ;)
     
    Nekton

    Nekton

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    Oct 22, 2001
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    I think I can proudly claim the award "best looking owngoal" :D A long ball caught my fellow centerback off guard and since I was the one with pace I had to try and cought up with the attacker that was now 10-15m infront of me. Being the ultra-fast defender I used to be :p I cought him before he had a chance to shoot, only problem being instead of sending the ball out for a throw or try to tackle him I somehow managed to send the ball straight into my own goal. To further damage my proud it, of course, had to be a real smashing shoot leaving me goalkeeper no chance :D

    This was in the final in a cup and made the score 2-3 with 15-20 min left :stress: We won it 4-3 though so I made it out alive :cool:
     
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    Slagathor

    Slagathor

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    ++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
    :wallbang:
    then we are doomed to midtable mediocrity :sigh:;)
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    A shame I don't live in Leicester anymore otherwise I would certainly come to watch your matches! You would have your very own groupie! :D ;)
     
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    Slagathor

    Slagathor

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    ++ [ originally posted by Nekton ] ++
    I think I can proudly claim the award "best looking owngoal" :D A long ball caught my fellow centerback off guard and since I was the one with pace I had to try and cought up with the attacker that was now 10-15m infront of me. Being the ultra-fast defender I used to be :p I cought him before he had a chance to shoot, only problem being instead of sending the ball out for a throw or try to tackle him I somehow managed to send the ball straight into my own goal. To further damage my proud it, of course, had to be a real smashing shoot leaving me goalkeeper no chance :D

    This was in the final in a cup and made the score 2-3 with 15-20 min left :stress: We won it 4-3 though so I made it out alive :cool:
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    Wohoo! Painful! I remember scoring an own goal from a corner. I wanted to clear a high ball but I caught it wrong and I sent it sailing passed my own keeper :embarass:

    But I scored later to even it up! :strong:
     
    Tom

    Tom

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    Oct 30, 2001
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    ++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
    A shame I don't live in Leicester anymore otherwise I would certainly come to watch your matches! You would have your very own groupie! :D ;)
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    thank god you went home! :D

    magnus, sounds great..by chance did anyone catch that one on camera? ;)
     
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    Slagathor

    Slagathor

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    ++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
    thank god you went home! :D
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    You're not even honoured? Tss... :D

    magnus, sounds great..by chance did anyone catch that one on camera? ;)
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    That would be brill! Upload it please, Magnus if you have it! ;)
     
    Anders

    Anders

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    Dec 13, 2002
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    Sounds like there's alot of great footballers here in this forum. Maybe we should meet somewhere and play against Milan, Inter, Roma or Lazio fans.

    You know... to find out which club has the best supporters.
    I know it would be expensive and probably impossible... just sharing my idea's ;)
     
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    Slagathor

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    ++ [ originally posted by Karlberg ] ++
    Sounds like there's alot of great footballers here in this forum. Maybe we should meet somewhere and play against Milan, Inter, Roma or Lazio fans.

    You know... to find out which club has the best supporters.
    I know it would be expensive and probably impossible... just sharing my idea's ;)
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    Can we humiliate the Roma fans?
    I want to tackle the guy wearing Totti's shirt! :fero: :D
     
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