There are some funny news related to football all over the world, and here are today's funnies:
Newcastle boss Glenn Roeder has banned his squad from playing golf. (Various)
Dietmar Hamann's decision to move to Manchester City was influenced after an incident at a burger restaurant in Bolton. Apparently he couldn't understand a word the staff were saying. (The Sun)
Aston Villa cannot access David O'Leary's mobile phone because it is supplied by a company that guarantees complete confidentiality - a company co-owned by former Villa boss John Gregory. (The Guardian)
Celtic target Diego Tristan is refusing to consider a move from Deportivo La Coruna to Parkhead because he believes Scotland is too cold. (Daily Record)
Bill Shankly famously said football was more important than life and death, now a German club is taking him at his word by building a cemetery for fans.
Hamburg SV chairman Christian Reichert said the graveyard would be situated opposite the stadium and have room for more than 150 plots. He added: "It won't be full of colourful headstones, but it will be a place for true fans to find their final resting place."
Wayne Rooney loves arriving at Manchester United's training ground in his favourite Marks & Spencer carpet slippers. Apparently his team-mates call him "slipperman". (Daily Star)
Newcastle boss Glenn Roeder has banned his squad from playing golf. (Various)
Dietmar Hamann's decision to move to Manchester City was influenced after an incident at a burger restaurant in Bolton. Apparently he couldn't understand a word the staff were saying. (The Sun)
Aston Villa cannot access David O'Leary's mobile phone because it is supplied by a company that guarantees complete confidentiality - a company co-owned by former Villa boss John Gregory. (The Guardian)
Celtic target Diego Tristan is refusing to consider a move from Deportivo La Coruna to Parkhead because he believes Scotland is too cold. (Daily Record)
Bill Shankly famously said football was more important than life and death, now a German club is taking him at his word by building a cemetery for fans.
Hamburg SV chairman Christian Reichert said the graveyard would be situated opposite the stadium and have room for more than 150 plots. He added: "It won't be full of colourful headstones, but it will be a place for true fans to find their final resting place."
Wayne Rooney loves arriving at Manchester United's training ground in his favourite Marks & Spencer carpet slippers. Apparently his team-mates call him "slipperman". (Daily Star)
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