Football Funnies (2 Viewers)

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There are some funny news related to football all over the world, and here are today's funnies:


Newcastle boss Glenn Roeder has banned his squad from playing golf. (Various)

Dietmar Hamann's decision to move to Manchester City was influenced after an incident at a burger restaurant in Bolton. Apparently he couldn't understand a word the staff were saying. (The Sun)

Aston Villa cannot access David O'Leary's mobile phone because it is supplied by a company that guarantees complete confidentiality - a company co-owned by former Villa boss John Gregory. (The Guardian)

Celtic target Diego Tristan is refusing to consider a move from Deportivo La Coruna to Parkhead because he believes Scotland is too cold. (Daily Record)

Bill Shankly famously said football was more important than life and death, now a German club is taking him at his word by building a cemetery for fans.
Hamburg SV chairman Christian Reichert said the graveyard would be situated opposite the stadium and have room for more than 150 plots. He added: "It won't be full of colourful headstones, but it will be a place for true fans to find their final resting place."

Wayne Rooney loves arriving at Manchester United's training ground in his favourite Marks & Spencer carpet slippers. Apparently his team-mates call him "slipperman". (Daily Star)

 

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[Mark]

here's something funny:

Capello: "Zambrotta's not in our plans, we have Roberto Carlos".

Admit it Crap that he snubbed your a*s.

That's the best one right after the Kovac's a better passer than Thuram quote.

 

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here's something funny:

Capello: "Zambrotta's not in our plans, we have Roberto Carlos".

Admit it Crap that he snubbed your a*s.

That's the best one right after the Kovac's a better passer than Thuram quote.

Yes, that really makes Zambrotta a greater man than he's although he's leaving us...

I'll cheer for Zambrotta and Thuram of course next season..

 

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Brazil star Ronaldinho's form at the World Cup may have been affected by "romps" with his girlfriend and lengthy spells playing computer games. (The Sun)

Birmingham fans who have not renewed their season tickets from last year are being invited for a drink with manager Steve Bruce and managing director Karen Brady. (Daily Mirror)

Wayne Rooney's lawyers are going to the United Nations' World Intellectual Property Organisation to try to gain ownership of the internet domain names "wayneroony.com" and "waynerooney.co.uk". The names are currently owned by Welsh TV personality Huw Marshall who registered them four years ago. (The Sun)

Bangladesh police have ordered all World Cup contenders flags to be pulled down two weeks after the finals concluded. "Flying flags of other countries is illegal but we allowed it considering it was a special occasion," said a statement. "Now that the event is over, soccer fans should have pulled down the flags. If they don't, owners of the buildings should remove them immediately." Brazil and Argentina flags are the most popular in Dhaka.

 

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Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho says one of the reasons he has had his hair cut so short is that he wants the young players at Stamford Bridge to copy him and have a "proper haircut". (The Sun)

Wayne Rooney has called in emergency gardeners to tend to the ailing lawns at his mansion. The Manchester United striker recently spent £50,000 on new grass for 'Waynesor Castle' but the scorching heat has taken its toll. (Daily Mirror)