Football chants (1 Viewer)

Zambrotta

Senior Member
Nov 16, 2001
2,421
#1
My absolute favourite football chant is Liverpools "You'll never walk alone". I also think West hams "Forever blowing bubbles".

It is sad to see that the clubs and governments in England are trying to remove the football culture byt removing the stands and all the good things about supporter culture.

In Italy they still have genuine supporters and they still know how to sing, but I have no idea what they sing though. :)

I'll try to list some chants:

Millwall:

No one likes us
No one likes us
No one likes us
We don't care
We are Millwall
Super Millwall
We are Millwall
From the Den.


West ham:

I'm forever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high
they reach the sky
and like my dreams
they fade and die
fortunes always hiding
i've looked everywhere
im forever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
United
United

Liverpool:

You'll never walk alone
when you walk through a strom,
hold your head up high,
and don't be afried of the dark,
at the end of the storm there's a golded star,
and the sweet silver song of a lark,
walk on through the rain,
walk through the wind,
and your dreams be tossed and blown,
walk on, walk on,
with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone ,
you'll never walk alone.



I have many from Djurgården, I'll translate two of them. :)

Stefan Rehn is number 1
and Stefan Rehn is number 2
and Stefan Rehn is number 3...

(If it can go on until 100 it is great)

We are not AIK
(we are not AIK)
bomberjackets
ratpack
quartertalks
no money
no chicks
we are Djurgården, we are much better
We are Djurgården not AIK

(song: alouette)
 

Tom

The DJ
Oct 30, 2001
11,726
#2
this is the current favourite from my local team derby

"we are bottom of the league say we are bottom of the league!"

:sigh::D
 

vitoria_Ally

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
7,232
#3
++ [ originally posted by Zambrotta ] ++
My absolute favourite football chant is Liverpools "You'll never walk alone".
This is my absolutely fav song too :thumb:
But I dont remmember, who wrote and sang it originally :wallbang:
It was just a song, not written specially for them, am I right?
 

mikhail

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2003
9,575
#9
A UCD chant for aging (now-retired) striker Derek Swan:
(To the chune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

He's fat and geriatric,
He'll never score a hat-trick,
His hair is grey and we want him to stay,
Walking in a Swanny Wonderland

Made it into the Irish Times, that did!

One of the best ones ever came from Celtic fans (I think), when they played Rangers shortly after (then) Rangers keeper Andy Goran was diagnosedwith scitzophrenia:

Two Andy Gorans, there's only two Andy Gorans...
 

Majed

Senior Member
Jul 17, 2002
9,630
#10
++ [ originally posted by ebraheej ] ++
I dont know any english ones....
here is an arabic one
"O yala7mar ya moojelba7ar,
:LOL:

Is that really from b7rain?! ;)

isn't it origionaly, "Oh y'al Itti ya mooj al ba7r" (itti = al-itt7ad) ;)
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
#11
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.




You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick,
In your Liverpool slums.


He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
#12
My old man said be a Chelsea fan
And don't dilly-dally on the way
We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute
We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knifes and spanners
We'll show those West Ham bastards how to fight
If you can't take the North bank in half a minute
You can't be a Chelsea fan

My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said **** off, bollocks, you're a cunt
We'll take the North stand in half a minute
We'll take the South End and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We'll show them Tottenham bastards what to do
You'll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it
And you're not wearing the blue
 

salman

Senior Member
Apr 15, 2005
15,299
#13
shadowfax just posted the greatest football chants known to mankind.
brilliant stuff.
"you'll never walk alone" can suck my d1ck.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
#14
Tony Adam's magic,

He's got a magic knob

And when he saw Caprice,

He stuck it in her gob,

He stuck up her fanny,

He stuck it up her bum,

And when he went down Shite Hart Lane

He f*cked Glenn Hoddle's mum.





Chim chiminee,
Chim chiminee,
Chim chim, cheroo
We hate those bast*rds in claret and blue.





Posh spice is a slapper,

She's got no ****ing tits,

And when she's shagging Beckham,

She's thinking of Rickett's,

She takes it up the sh*tter,

She takes it in the mouth

And when he's finished with the slag he sends her back down south.






Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,

Put a Palace fan on top,

Stick the Millwall in the middle,

And then burn the f*cking lot.






You can stick your Michael Owen up your arse,
You can stick your Michael Owen up your arse,
You can stick your Michael Owen,
You can stick your Michael Owen,
You can stick your Michael Owen up your arse.





Stick The blue Flag Up yer Arse,
Up yer arse,
Up yer arse,
Stick the blue flag up yer arse,
The black and white you'll never pass,
Stick yer blue flag up yer arse.





In your Manchester scrubs,

You speak with accent that know one can stand,
You're ugly fat b*stards with sh*t on yer hands,
In your manchester scrubs.

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
Id fly over man U tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below.

We don't carry bottles,
We don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets,
To bury in your head,
We are the supporters,
Fanatics every one,
We all hate Man City,
And Leeds and Everton,
We are the kings of Europe,
The pride of Merseyside,
We'll fight for no surrender,
We'll fight for Shankly's pride,
We hate Tottenham Hotspur,
We hate Chelsea too,
But most of all we hate the sh*te,
Who play in royal blue.

1-0 down
2-1 up
Michael Owen won the cup
With a top class Paddy pass gave the lad the ball
Poor old arsenal won f*ck all






When I was a little bitty boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy,
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.
Mackems on a string,
Mackems on a string,
She told me to kick their f*cking heads in.





If you all hate the scummers clap your hands
If you all hate the scummers clap your hands
If you all hate the scummers, all hate the scummers,
all hate the scummers clap your hands
If you really f*cking hate them clap your hands
If you really f*cking hate them clap your hands
If you really f*cking hate them, really f*cking hate them,
really f*cking hate them clap your hands





There's only one Arsene Wenger,

Only one Arsene Wenger,

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,

Wenger is a f*cking peadophile.






carefree,
wherever you may be,
chelsea aint got no history
lampards fat
the rest are queer
they aint won the champions league this year
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
#15
"Who put the ball in the Arsenal net
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net
Half of f****** Europe!"




He's bald he's scouse,
He'll rob your f**king House,
Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon






He's fat, He's round,
He's sold your f**king ground,
Al Fayed, Al Fayed...





Posh spice is a slapper her knickers smell of c*ck,
And when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Ormerod.






Timmy Howard
F**k Off
He plays in our net
F**k Off
Timmy Howard
F**k Off
He's got Tourette's






He's Out the England squad and we know why
'Cos Rio got high
Rio got high
Rio got high
la-la-la la la-la
 

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