Can't be worse than Bertha, so he automatically improves our team.
Also, if we sign him Badass should be allowed to open the thread and then banned for a week, so he can fap away in peace and relieve us of his anxiety and excitement.
If we fail to sign him, Badass should be banned for two months for giving us false hope, making us believe, and then Tootsie failing to deliver.
All in all, a win for Tuz