Fernando Llorente (12 Viewers)

[petersmit]

scary fucking dolphins... I am outta here

 

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i'll leave it here

 

[swag]

Arent these useless repetitive "SELLL" posts spam and therefore infraction worthy?

Even if you set parody aside, you are talking about banning half the people in the player threads.

Maybe not a bad idea, actually...

This forum attracts all manner of retards and social ingrates (not me of course).

We had that sgjuveboy mong saying "Oh look Amauri scored" after Llorente scored his 18th goal in all comps FFS.
@Lion

For good measure.

Oh so true.

yup. glad i maintained faith in his ability even though haters said he would suck. he's a classy guy, but i expect even more from him

Good one.

 

[j0ker]

yup. glad i maintained faith in his ability even though haters said he would suck. he's a classy guy, but i expect even more from him

you seem to have a problem with me praising llorente.

maybe you dont rate him, but i do.

if you dont respect my opinion about his qualities then piss off

he's going to be key to vidal and marchisio's runs in the box.

cant wait to see him dominate. been dreaming about this since january

i rate him pretty high.

having watched a lot of his games he is like a taller version of trezeguet, but with better sribbling skills.

he's going to be be a beast

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Llorente has not only proven himself many times over, but carried himself with impeccable class. Haters are just that haters no actual reasoning to their stupidity

 

[jukazem]

Llorente scored just once against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter, Parma and Torino in 879 minutes, that's top 6 teams in the table this year after Juve. 15 of his goals are against middle-table and bottom Serie A teams. I do not agree if you guys are saying that Juve can't get a striker better than him.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Llorente scored just once against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter, Parma and Torino in 879 minutes, that's top 6 teams in the table this year after Juve. 15 of his goals are against middle-table and bottom Serie A teams. I do not agree if you guys are saying that Juve can't get a striker better than him.

Take away llorentes 18 goals how many of those games instead of wins now become ties or losses?

 

[jukazem]

Take away llorentes 18 goals how many of those games instead of wins now become ties or losses?

my point is given his and Tevez's scoring record against the bigger teams, this pair won't be enough in the CL. Serie A is a different matter. Tevez too has a poor record against top table Serie A teams and 0 goals in CL this season. playing both in CL would be too risky.

 

[Zacheryah]

Llorente scored just once against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter, Parma and Torino in 879 minutes, that's top 6 teams in the table this year after Juve. 15 of his goals are against middle-table and bottom Serie A teams. I do not agree if you guys are saying that Juve can't get a striker better than him.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

my point is given his and Tevez's scoring record against the bigger teams, this pair won't be enough in the CL. Serie A is a different matter. Tevez too has a poor record against top table Serie A teams and 0 goals in CL this season. playing both in CL would be too risky.

This could be why Drogba and others are being courted. I mean we need to be prudent yet smart

 

[GrecoJuve]

SELL..footballers like him can only play in Italy. Slow, slow, slow. He needs a team to play for him.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

SELL..footballers like him can only play in Italy. Slow, slow, slow. He needs a team to play for him.

Annddddddd a perfect example of the type of poster this forum attracts these days.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Llorente scored just once against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter, Parma and Torino in 879 minutes, that's top 6 teams in the table this year after Juve. 15 of his goals are against middle-table and bottom Serie A teams. I do not agree if you guys are saying that Juve can't get a striker better than him.

What a stupid stat you've used.

Llorente has won us many points last season. It really doesn't matter if he scores against Livorno or Napoli (for eg), if his goals win us games and points the quality of the opposition has fuck all to do with how good of a signing he has been. And to think this guy is coming from a different league where he barely played solid week to week football FOR A WHOLE SEASON, I thought he had a very good debut season in Serie A. Sure there is some kinks that need to be worked on (first touch and decision making most obvious IMO) but I seriously think Nando will be even better next season. Also he is handsome.

 

[Ahmed]

my point is given his and Tevez's scoring record against the bigger teams, this pair won't be enough in the CL. Serie A is a different matter. Tevez too has a poor record against top table Serie A teams and 0 goals in CL this season. playing both in CL would be too risky.

39 goals in their first season as a pairing, I would say that is pretty damn special.

 

[icemaη]

What a stupid stat you've used.

Llorente has won us many points last season. It really doesn't matter if he scores against Livorno or Napoli (for eg), if his goals win us games and points the quality of the opposition has fuck all to do with how good of a signing he has been. And to think this guy is coming from a different league where he barely played solid week to week football FOR A WHOLE SEASON, I thought he had a very good debut season in Serie A. Sure there is some kinks that need to be worked on (first touch and decision making most obvious IMO) but I seriously think Nando will be even better next season. Also he is handsome.

You get extra points if your goals get you points vs big teams. Fact

 

[petersmit]

People here want a player who scored against top teams every match... but also have to win us matches against the smaller teams (you become champions vs those, remember?) and a player who sets up the attack from the defence.. is world class.. .can play in the CL and has CL experience... is 19 years old and comes for free....

finding a player like that is harder than solving a rubiks cube while being blind

 

[Linebreak]

Llorente scored just once against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter, Parma and Torino in 879 minutes, that's top 6 teams in the table this year after Juve. 15 of his goals are against middle-table and bottom Serie A teams. I do not agree if you guys are saying that Juve can't get a striker better than him.

Real Madrid braow.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Even if he scores against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter etc next season, his retarded haters will come up with shit like "all his goals are headers or tap ins" or some shit.

 

[petersmit]

I can remember times were we never scored headers Our corners and indirect free kicks were even more useless then they were now... Chiellini was the only one who could score a header if im correctly ..

 

[ZoSo]

Llorente scored just once against Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina, Inter, Parma and Torino in 879 minutes, that's top 6 teams in the table this year after Juve. 15 of his goals are against middle-table and bottom Serie A teams. I do not agree if you guys are saying that Juve can't get a striker better than him.