Federico Bernardeschi (37 Viewers)

[Hust]

Bernie: it’s nice to see you too, Max

 

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[alexjuventino]

The hair ain't long enough for your metrogaysexual taste?

Exactly, like those feminine looking men

He looks so normal

No more hipster Berna, I'm disappointed in him

Preferred his hipster/tranny look tbh. Have him more personality.

 

[Jethro]

Is Ramos on that pic?

 

[Hust]

 

[Juve_fanatic]

I just worry about the love triangle between Berna, CR7 and Dybala. Thr gayness in these three is very strong. Berna is banging Dybala, Berna sets his sight to CR7 now, Dybala is jealous, wont pass to CR7, no chemistry on the field between these two, Dybala gets sold in January.

 

[Bianconero81]

I just worry about the love triangle between Berna, CR7 and Dybala. Thr gayness in these three is very strong. Berna is banging Dybala, Berna sets his sight to CR7 now, Dybala is jealous, wont pass to CR7, no chemistry on the field between these two, Dybala gets sold in January.

-Rep for utter nonsense. You're so insecure you need to emphasize your homophobia at every possible opportunity

 

[Fr3sh]

so elegant @Lapa

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

-Rep for utter nonsense. You're so insecure you need to emphasize your homophobia at every possible opportunity

What's homophobic about this?

 

[Afghan_juventus]

-Rep for utter nonsense. You're so insecure you need to emphasize your homophobia at every possible opportunity

Everyone jokes this way on tuz tho

 

[Bianconero81]

What's homophobic about this?

Try to analyze what he wrote in a deeper fashion to understand the subtleties within the layer of text

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Everyone jokes this way on tuz tho

True. However, there are some posters who are definitely joking, and others who are quite serious when they make statements/assessments. Observe his pattern and look at his post history, and you shall see that he belongs to the latter group

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so elegant @Lapa

Will be riding the bench while Costa, Ronaldo, and Dybala guide us to glory

 

[Fr3sh]

Try to analyze what he wrote in a deeper fashion to understand the subtleties within the layer of text

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True. However, there are some posters who are definitely joking, and others who are quite serious when they make statements/assessments. Observe his pattern and look at his post history, and you shall see that he belongs to the latter group

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Will be riding the bench while Costa, Ronaldo, and Dybala guide us to glory

Watch him be the revelation of the season, 20+goals, 20+assists

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Dybala to reveal his true self
saviola 2.0

 

[Bianconero81]

Watch him be the revelation of the season, 20+goals, 20+assists

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Dybala to reveal his true self
saviola 2.0

Dick in hand, joint in mouth, drunk and high as fuck. You wake up and realize it was only just a dream, it's still 2018, and Berna is still riding the bench

 

[Fr3sh]

Dick in hand, joint in mouth, drunk and high as fuck. You wake up and realize it was only just a dream, it's still 2018, and Berna is still riding the bench

2 out of 4 of these statements are true

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Try to analyze what he wrote in a deeper fashion to understand the subtleties within the layer of text

Don't see it. If you replaced the names with hetero relationships it would be normal

 

[Monty]

Don't see it. If you replaced the names with hetero relationships it would be normal

He just got triggered by the last part "Dybala to be sold in January"

 

[Hydde]

I just worry about the love triangle between Berna, CR7 and Dybala. Thr gayness in these three is very strong. Berna is banging Dybala, Berna sets his sight to CR7 now, Dybala is jealous, wont pass to CR7, no chemistry on the field between these two, Dybala gets sold in January.

One of them will get pregnant... the question is who?

 

[Juve_fanatic]

-Rep for utter nonsense. You're so insecure you need to emphasize your homophobia at every possible opportunity

-rep for a homosexual comment?? On Tuz??? This is weird.... The CR7 effect, i guess. Now that we have the biggest gay of them all, all of thebsudden we are not allowed to joke about them.

And just for the record, i aint insecured, i am straight, happily married to a female, expecting a child in November.... BUT, i am always prepared to suck whoevers cock is neccessary for a good Juventus summer transfer signing.

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One of them will get pregnant... the question is who?

You just know Berna wouldnt want anything else in this world, but to become pregnant and give birth to a beautiful little baby. He is the mum material.

 

[Bianconero81]

He just got triggered by the last part "Dybala to be sold in January"

As always, you seem to have everything figured out. I salute you

 

[Fr3sh]

As always, you seem to have everything figured out. I salute you

Can't wait for us to ravage the streets of Bangkok with our Ruru shirts

 

[GrandeGigi]

, expecting a child in November....

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Congratulations my man. Enjoy 3 months of peaceful sleep until then.