FBI Releases UFO Memo (5 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

'Exploding UFOs and alien landings' in secret FBI files

Secret FBI files have been released detailing how US officials saw a UFO explode over Utah – and aliens land near Roswell in New Mexico.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pic...s-and-alien-landings-in-secret-FBI-files.html

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http://vault.fbi.gov/hottel_guy/Guy Hottel Part 1 of 1/view

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn, George is going to go crazy.

 

[X Æ A-12]

 

[Bjerknes]

Damn, George is going to go crazy.

Might be worth listening to tonight.

 

[Bjerknes]

This stick figure video is making the rounds now as well.

 

[swag]

Exploding UFOs. Why did I not realize this sooner.

The aliens are coming to tap into the energy source powering Akhmedios' anal cannon. :analcanon:

 

[Bjerknes]

They could detect his anus from millions of light-years away.

 

[swag]

They could detect his anus from millions of light-years away.

Based on the redshift in the enormous amounts of ejected gas, they must have thought they had discovered the birth of a quasar.

 

[Delle Alpi]

have they found Obam...Osama yet?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

This stick figure video is making the rounds now as well.

THos things look like me walking in MC Hammer pants.

 

[Dragon]

 

[ALC]

THos things look like me walking in MC Hammer pants.

I was gonna say it looked like Martinez wearing fluorescent pants.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I was gonna say it looked like Martinez wearing fluorescent pants.

 

[Bjerknes]

Based on the redshift in the enormous amounts of ejected gas, they must have thought they had discovered the birth of a quasar.

That's really bad news for us. Hopefully Akhmedios can use his cloaking technology and cover the Earth in feces to deter the invasion.

have they found Obam...Osama yet?

Perhaps they can find Obama's birth certificate.

THos things look like me walking in MC Hammer pants.

I was gonna say it looked like Martinez wearing fluorescent pants.

both of these.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Watch the close up version of that video, no weight is distributed where the ankles should be. They roll as if there is no weight distribution.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Mechanical men

 

[Bjerknes]

It is pretty whacky.

At first I thought it could be some kids screwing around wearing white jumpsuits, rewinding tape of them walking along with some visual effects, but who knows. I'm not into graphic design.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It is pretty whacky.

At first I thought it could be some kids screwing around wearing white jumpsuits, rewinding tape of them walking along with some visual effects, but who knows. I'm not into graphic design.

Yea, but you've taken physics, just look at the ankles, puppets for me.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Maybe they are ghosts?