Favorite Hip-Hop One-Liners and Rhyme-Outs (2 Viewers)

nasser

Senior Member
Dec 12, 2005
1,178
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was I was havin drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin tub
Cut him up into pieces
And just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I oughta drink his bathwater
That oughta be fun
That’s when my days as serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood covered and screams just don’t seem to bother me none
It’s 3 A.M and here I come so you should probably run
A secret passage way around here man there’s got to be one
Oh no theirs probably none
He can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs
But ain’t no stopping me from choppin him up up


eminem- 3 a.m

psycho shit
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,682
I thought I'd dedicate my progression through college with a tribute to Big L, probably my favorite rapper along with Nas, so rest in peace big brother. This kid helped me get through tests and crap like a fucking steroid. So word up to him.
 

Mike-e-y

Senior Member
Jul 18, 2004
11,092
cool thread haven't seen this one before!

Here are a few of my favourate flows:

"All I need is one blunt, one page,
and one pen one paryer,
tell god forgive me for one sin,
Matter fact maybe more than one,
look back, at all the shit that i've been through,
fuck all of em'
Jesus died at age 33,
thats 33 shots from twin glocks,
thats 16 a piece thats 32, which means,
one of my guns was holding 17,
27 hit your crew 6 went in to you"

-Nas (One Mic)


"What kinda girls do you like - well thats various,
I like long hair, or them halle berry cuts,
real big butts, yeah thick with lip stick,
coz when it comes to sex i'm so optimistic"

- Notorious BIG (Macs and Dons)

"I got seven Mac 11's,
about 8 .38's, Nine 9's, Ten Mac 10's,
the shit never ends,
you cant touch my riches,
even if you had MC hammer and them three-fifty seven bitches"

- Notorious BIG (Come on)
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,699
I thought I'd dedicate my progression through college with a tribute to Big L, probably my favorite rapper along with Nas, so rest in peace big brother. This kid helped me get through tests and crap like a fucking steroid. So word up to him.
I remembered a time where I tried in vain to get you to listen to Nas. Glad to se that your mind has expanded
 

blondu

Grazie Ale
Nov 9, 2006
27,404
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah)
Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah)
But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch (uhh)
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right

Chorus

Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steelo
I wanna bitch that like to play celo, and craps
Packin gats, in a Coach bag steamin dime bags
A real bitch is all I want, all I ever had (yeah, c'mon)
With a glock just as strong as me
Totin guns just as long as me, the bitch belongs with me
Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (that's nasty)
Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos
Hide my car keys so I can't leave
A real slick bitch, keep a trick up her sleeve
And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly
She'll invite me, politely, to fight G
And then we lie together, cry together
I swear to God I hope we fuckin die together

Chorus

She helped me plan out my robberies on my enemies
Didn't hesitate to squeeze, to get my life out of danger (yeah)
One day, she put nine one one on the page
Had to call back, whether it's minor or major (yeah)
No response, the phone just rung
Grab my vest, grab my gun, to find out the problem
When I pulled up, police was on the scene
Had to make the U-turn, make sure my shit was clean
Drove down the block, stashed the burner in the bushes
Stepped to police with the shoves and the pushes
It didn't take long before the tears start
I saw my bitch dead with the gunshot to the heart
And I know it was meant for me
I guess the niggaz felt they had to kill the closest one to me (uh, yeah)
And when I find em your life is to and end
They killed my best friend... me and my bitch
 

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
65,571
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah)
Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah)
But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch (uhh)
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right
WTF, Biggie?
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,682
true better late than never, anyways i tried something for pac too but cali love and changes are the only songs i dig, and i did listen to a lot of him. Now i'm trying some of method's (wu tang) first cd's
Not a big fan of Tupac.

Method's original album Tical is OK, just really silly stuff, which he does best. Release yo Delf and PLO Style are my favorites.
 

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