Favorite Hip-Hop One-Liners and Rhyme-Outs (6 Viewers)

[The Arif]

You talk bad about a nigga
When I got blasted
Hope you made a little money
While the funk lasted
Heard they call you Big Poppa
Nigga how you figure
Cause to me
You'll always be a phoney fat nigga


2Pac
Hit em up 2

 

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[Snoop]

I am not good with my memory but I remember a line like this by d12

" Eminem doesn't like Nsync but I do
So fuck him and Backstreet boys too"

I love how sick it is

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Eatin' pussy ain't a crime, is it?If so,I should start workin' on my jail visits...you know?!

Lil Wayne- I'm Raw

I just told my girlfriend that and she thought it was funny as fuck...

 

[Hambon]

Some old skool one liners...

A thug changes and love changes and best friends become strangers...word is bond

nas
the message

Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Uh, damn right I like the life I live
'Cause I went from negative to positive
And it's all good....

BIG
Juicy

I keep it steamy, I make it burn when it's my turn
Teachin shorty all the tools that you neva learned

ll cool j
loungin

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love BIG's shit...

His best one liner is:

"I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks,
Sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets."

 

[Salvo]

I love BIG's shit...

His best one liner is:

"I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks,
Sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets."

ahaha wtf lol

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You've never heard that song? It's "Ready to Die" off of Biggie's album Ready to Die....

Most often said to be the best hip-hop album ever made.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"I been robbin' mother fuckers since the slave ship,
With the same clip, and the same 4-5,
Two point blank the mother fucka's sure to die."

"Why the fuck he keep lookin?"
I guess to get his life tooken...."

- Both from Gimme the Loot
- Biggie

 

[Snoop]

Biggie is the shiznet


Fuck tupac

 

[Esteban]

"Army of the Pharaos never make love songs
we fingerfuck bitches with Freddy Krueger gloves on"

Celph Titled

 

[Esteban]

"The closest you ever came to a punch line, was waiting for refreshments at the prom in '89"



Also Celph Titled, he is the best...

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Fuck tupac

:eyepatch:

 

[.zero]

"... Boys don't understand,
I ride in candy ralph lauren vans,
I could catch pneumonia from the ice that’s on my hand"

swisha house allstars
--

burke change this thread to only punchlines and metaphors. not just random bars that rhyme.

 

[Bjerknes]

Sorry for the long rhyme-out, but this is just too good to pass up:


Yeah, I'm from the illest part of the Western Hemisphere
So if you into sight seein don't visit there
It's somewhere between Jersey and Delaware
Philly never scared and them niggaz ain't timid there
Them young triggers lose lives by the minute there
It might start but the fight never finish there
They all fucked up tryin to get the gingerbread
A few stacks be the price for a nigga's head
Cops and robbers, cowboys and indians
Clips and revolvers and George's and Benjamin's
A celebration of the loss of your innocence
To you old self you've lost any resemblance
They say the city make a dark impression
The youth just lost and they want direction
But they don't get the police, they get the protection
And walk around with heat like Charlton Heston, man

- The Roots, "In the Music," off of their album Game Theory

One of the greatest tracks I've ever heard IMO.

 

[Bjerknes]

This shit is even better, and you just have to listen to it.

Third verse off of Rakim's "When I Be on the Mic."



To my elite peeps with the murderous mystiques
I hit the streets with beats and they critique for weeks
They be like "How that kid Ra reach the peak?"
Pull out the heat and use my technique to speak
It's dangerous, sit calm and explain to kids
What part of the game this is and foreign languages
They hold Ra's events in different continents
Put my lyrical contents in monuments
In ghetto garments, I rock a towel like a pharaoh
Mind travel, design style like apparel
My fashions last long as a lifetime
Cause I can see the future when the god write rhymes
They're mad cause I managed to reign so long
Like their chance to make money done came and gone
This is strictly for my listeners on the corners at night
And the sisters that be keeping this right, when I be on the mic


The lyrics along with the beat are some of the best I've heard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"Army of the Pharaos never make love songs
we fingerfuck bitches with Freddy Krueger gloves on"

Celph Titled

Isn't that one of the rappers from "Jedi Mind Tricks?"

Biggie is the shiznet


Fuck tupac

WORD!

Been sayin' that since way back, since payback.....

"... Boys don't understand,
I ride in candy ralph lauren vans,
I could catch pneumonia from the ice that’s on my hand"

swisha house allstars
--

burke change this thread to only punchlines and metaphors. not just random bars that rhyme.

Meh, but then mofo's will still just post whatever they want....it's not that big of a deal.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sorry for the long rhyme-out, but this is just too good to pass up:


Yeah, I'm from the illest part of the Western Hemisphere
So if you into sight seein don't visit there
It's somewhere between Jersey and Delaware
Philly never scared and them niggaz ain't timid there
Them young triggers lose lives by the minute there
It might start but the fight never finish there
They all fucked up tryin to get the gingerbread
A few stacks be the price for a nigga's head
Cops and robbers, cowboys and indians
Clips and revolvers and George's and Benjamin's
A celebration of the loss of your innocence
To you old self you've lost any resemblance
They say the city make a dark impression
The youth just lost and they want direction
But they don't get the police, they get the protection
And walk around with heat like Charlton Heston, man

- The Roots, "In the Music," off of their album Game Theory

One of the greatest tracks I've ever heard IMO.

This shit is even better, and you just have to listen to it.

Third verse off of Rakim's "When I Be on the Mic."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZbdFyzkds


To my elite peeps with the murderous mystiques
I hit the streets with beats and they critique for weeks
They be like "How that kid Ra reach the peak?"
Pull out the heat and use my technique to speak
It's dangerous, sit calm and explain to kids
What part of the game this is and foreign languages
They hold Ra's events in different continents
Put my lyrical contents in monuments
In ghetto garments, I rock a towel like a pharaoh
Mind travel, design style like apparel
My fashions last long as a lifetime
Cause I can see the future when the god write rhymes
They're mad cause I managed to reign so long
Like their chance to make money done came and gone
This is strictly for my listeners on the corners at night
And the sisters that be keeping this right, when I be on the mic


The lyrics along with the beat are some of the best I've heard.

It's cool about the length if it's worth it....


But yea, both of those are sick as shit....

Both of them are in my top 5 artists. Of course Rakim is my first.

 

[.zero]

Of course Rakim is my first.

int:
--

"with or without traffic I pull my shit out and blast it,
Like michael jackson I touch kids,
But I do that with a semi-automatic..."

>> the game

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's fucking hilarious.

 

[Esteban]

Isn't that one of the rappers from "Jedi Mind Tricks?"

No, but he does a lot of work with them. Celph Titled is a member of Army of the Pharaos and Demigodz. Check him out, he's an extremely witty rapper. Easily my favourite mc from the slightly more mainstream underground scene.

http://www.myspace.com/celphtitled