Just like the title, put in some of your favorite one-liners or rhyme-outs....
I like a lot, but here are some of my favorites:
"We never fail, and we ain't never been frail
You niggas talk crime, but you scared of jail."
- Guru of Gang Starr
- Full Clip
"Burn that Dungeon Dragon as we pass around them blunts,
Had to cut it out like kids, but fo' years I used to burn 'em,
Gettin' deep off in my thoughts just to get shit off my sternum.........CHEST!"
- Andre of OutKast
- Benz or Beamer
"Like my favorite, well call it Lemonhead Delight,
That's when you lick off all the yellow and you sell the white."
- Goodie Mob
- Dirty South
"if you smoke trees, smoke more than an o-z.
Mix any kind of dope with me, you o-d."
- Rakim
- It's the R
"I like to hang where e'rythang seem to happen at
It's Ra's habitat, I'm like that Yasser Arafat
And yes I have a gat, snap like a Israeli
A terrorist I never miss blowin up kids daily
I step to writers, and let my virus hurt the closest
I'm sick as hepatitis and worse than tuberculosis
Pull out a pen, like a grenade, and drop it quick
I strike again and I'ma get paid, exotic shit
You know the God ra be, hot as the Mojave
Swing like King Usabi, my posse be kamikaze
On the corners like I'm homeless and I, don't know where home is
The bonus, is where the next open microphone is
Me and my team, vision like a radar screen
Intervene and yo, cut the mic off, cause Ra fiend
to show the whole world some of the things I seen
then blow it up, like Edi Amin, yaknahmean?"
(Longer than I wanted, but the whole verse is sickness from the greatest rapper to ever live.)
- Rakim
- How I Get Down
"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
every riddle's a middleman who didn't do diddily."
(Rapped in exactly 3 seconds, try that.)
- Big Pun
- Twinz (Deep Cover '98)
"I make moves like a snake in the grass, round-about,
I be dickin' 'em down while you be assed out."
- Big Suge on The Militia by Gang Starr
"Dissed you, dismissed you, yea I fixed you,
Let your girl suck on this shit that I piss through."
- Redman
- It's Like That
"E-Dub, Mr. Excitement, right?
The Poltergeist of rap, so come to the light."
- EPMD
- Da Joint
"Broadcast the havoc into battlin',
Mic's turn in to javelins,
Stabbin' MC's in abdomen and laughin' at 'em."
- Gravediggaz
- Da Bomb
"Exhibit styles I kick wit' it,
*cough*....
Pardon me but I'm fuckin' sick wit it."
- Big Daddy Kane on Big L's "Platinum Plus"
"Make a lot of bloodshed,
Turn your tux red,
Far from broke, I got enough bread,
A lot of ho's, ask Bevis, I get nothin' but head...."
- Big L
- '98 Freestyle (A true freestyle)
There are a lot more I will eventually post...
I like a lot, but here are some of my favorites:
"We never fail, and we ain't never been frail
You niggas talk crime, but you scared of jail."
- Guru of Gang Starr
- Full Clip
"Burn that Dungeon Dragon as we pass around them blunts,
Had to cut it out like kids, but fo' years I used to burn 'em,
Gettin' deep off in my thoughts just to get shit off my sternum.........CHEST!"
- Andre of OutKast
- Benz or Beamer
"Like my favorite, well call it Lemonhead Delight,
That's when you lick off all the yellow and you sell the white."
- Goodie Mob
- Dirty South
"if you smoke trees, smoke more than an o-z.
Mix any kind of dope with me, you o-d."
- Rakim
- It's the R
"I like to hang where e'rythang seem to happen at
It's Ra's habitat, I'm like that Yasser Arafat
And yes I have a gat, snap like a Israeli
A terrorist I never miss blowin up kids daily
I step to writers, and let my virus hurt the closest
I'm sick as hepatitis and worse than tuberculosis
Pull out a pen, like a grenade, and drop it quick
I strike again and I'ma get paid, exotic shit
You know the God ra be, hot as the Mojave
Swing like King Usabi, my posse be kamikaze
On the corners like I'm homeless and I, don't know where home is
The bonus, is where the next open microphone is
Me and my team, vision like a radar screen
Intervene and yo, cut the mic off, cause Ra fiend
to show the whole world some of the things I seen
then blow it up, like Edi Amin, yaknahmean?"
(Longer than I wanted, but the whole verse is sickness from the greatest rapper to ever live.)
- Rakim
- How I Get Down
"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
every riddle's a middleman who didn't do diddily."
(Rapped in exactly 3 seconds, try that.)
- Big Pun
- Twinz (Deep Cover '98)
"I make moves like a snake in the grass, round-about,
I be dickin' 'em down while you be assed out."
- Big Suge on The Militia by Gang Starr
"Dissed you, dismissed you, yea I fixed you,
Let your girl suck on this shit that I piss through."
- Redman
- It's Like That
"E-Dub, Mr. Excitement, right?
The Poltergeist of rap, so come to the light."
- EPMD
- Da Joint
"Broadcast the havoc into battlin',
Mic's turn in to javelins,
Stabbin' MC's in abdomen and laughin' at 'em."
- Gravediggaz
- Da Bomb
"Exhibit styles I kick wit' it,
*cough*....
Pardon me but I'm fuckin' sick wit it."
- Big Daddy Kane on Big L's "Platinum Plus"
"Make a lot of bloodshed,
Turn your tux red,
Far from broke, I got enough bread,
A lot of ho's, ask Bevis, I get nothin' but head...."
- Big L
- '98 Freestyle (A true freestyle)
There are a lot more I will eventually post...
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These are all hilarious, although I bet most of them unintentionally so.
