everything but the girl... (12 Viewers)

[MichaelCirigliano]

ho ho ho hohohho

 

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[Ford Prefect]

Look who's talking

Its a fair point to scold me for not sticking to the other thread I posted before. Also, as Red said, regardless of whether its his cup of tea or not, if I am to post so openly, when I am already well aware of the cliquey schoolyard bullshit routine, then I am in no position to launch into attacks on my attackers...All common sense.

Still...take away my literal efforts, and the major bulk of my posts on these forums have been focused on Juventus. Through the course of which, I don't have a habit of bitterly falling out with anyone, other than sporadically with azzurri, due to his devotion to del piero, when I allow my personal feelings to encroach into my debating. True enough I used to find bother with teeth, but to be fair, after I stopped using feeling to respond, focused on thought instead, I grew, quite quickly to actually enjoy, and more often than not, agree with his footballing views, as they often mirror mine. And now he seems to me, like one of the more knowledgable supporters, the more of whom frequent the site, the better.

Its unfortunate, but a common story, for a popular forum to have a clique of sorts...which this place definitely has in spades. When I can write something, and have a couple of members messaging me in private to say 'dont worry about those idiots...we like your words, leep them coming!...and if we say this in public, we will get blown away by crowd who lump together and follow suit'...its obvious that the clique exists and affects other members, not just me. Whilst they dont make me consider posting less, they do so to others. A silly atmosphere really, when we are ALL on the same side essentially.

Its insanely childish, and a vibrant example of exactly what i was referring to in the last paragraph, for someone to have added the poll.

'there he is, troops, lets get him!!!!!'....hohohohoho!

thankfully, i can see the funny side to this, and also, will take on board the advice given, and if I do share any other poetic efforts, or straight prose, I will stick to the other thread. And avoid responding to, let alone instigating, puerile ignorance akin to a vole squeaking a war cry...

Jack, i never posted shit like this...

And gutter, seriously, stop pretending you are better than the rest of us by accussing us of being in cliques and behaving unfairly towards you, when its your fault you are getting treated like this.

The most obvious reason for rab baiting you/taking the piss is because of how you treated him last time he asked you what you were on about, and how you are still responding to him (and everyone else on here).

This is a football board, and a place for people to chill and chat about shit. Its fine posting poems and shit about your life, but there's loads of banter on here and getting the piss taken out of you if par for the course and reacting like you are is just going to get people to not like you and rip into you more.

I will say it again, Man Up!

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen Giant!

+rep

Edit: This is post 101, made me think - gutter is what i would find if i went into room 101

 

[Lo-Pan]

Jack, i never posted shit like this...

And gutter, seriously, stop pretending you are better than the rest of us by accussing us of being in cliques and behaving unfairly towards you, when its your fault you are getting treated like this.

The most obvious reason for rab baiting you/taking the piss is because of how you treated him last time he asked you what you were on about, and how you are still responding to him (and everyone else on here).

This is a football board, and a place for people to chill and chat about shit. Its fine posting poems and shit about your life, but there's loads of banter on here and getting the piss taken out of you if par for the course and reacting like you are is just going to get people to not like you and rip into you more.

I will say it again, Man Up!




+rep

Edit: This is post 101, made me think - gutter is what i would find if i went into room 101

I don't pretend or assume I am better than anyone who I have never met. I either like people or dislike them, raising myself above them, in words, is not a game i wish to play...I am not the only one here who is well aware of the clique-ish nature of a group on these boards. The others simply have less of an argumentative tendency I assume. And can do without the insult trading. and our here purely to feel closer to the team.

Its a small group I find to be nothing but annoying, not everyone on here, and as I am living in a country where most people know fuck all about football, let alone Juve, I come on here everyday, to peek for juve debate. As you say...its also a place to talk about shit and chill. I don't enjoy some of the shit I read, as some others dont enjoy the shit I write...but so what eh??? That is the way life is, off the screen.

 

[Lo-Pan]

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeen Giant!

The monstrous man who sold sweetcorn when I was a child????

 

[Lion]

Its a fair point to scold me for not sticking to the other thread I posted before. Also, as Red said, regardless of whether its his cup of tea or not, if I am to post so openly, when I am already well aware of the cliquey schoolyard bullshit routine, then I am in no position to launch into attacks on my attackers...All common sense.

Still...take away my literal efforts, and the major bulk of my posts on these forums have been focused on Juventus. Through the course of which, I don't have a habit of bitterly falling out with anyone, other than sporadically with azzurri, due to his devotion to del piero, when I allow my personal feelings to encroach into my debating. True enough I used to find bother with teeth, but to be fair, after I stopped using feeling to respond, focused on thought instead, I grew, quite quickly to actually enjoy, and more often than not, agree with his footballing views, as they often mirror mine. And now he seems to me, like one of the more knowledgable supporters, the more of whom frequent the site, the better.

Its unfortunate, but a common story, for a popular forum to have a clique of sorts...which this place definitely has in spades. When I can write something, and have a couple of members messaging me in private to say 'dont worry about those idiots...we like your words, leep them coming!...and if we say this in public, we will get blown away by crowd who lump together and follow suit'...its obvious that the clique exists and affects other members, not just me. Whilst they dont make me consider posting less, they do so to others. A silly atmosphere really, when we are ALL on the same side essentially.

Its insanely childish, and a vibrant example of exactly what i was referring to in the last paragraph, for someone to have added the poll.

'there he is, troops, lets get him!!!!!'....hohohohoho!

thankfully, i can see the funny side to this, and also, will take on board the advice given, and if I do share any other poetic efforts, or straight prose, I will stick to the other thread. And avoid responding to, let alone instigating, puerile ignorance akin to a vole squeaking a war cry...

I used to be scared to death to **** at school back in elementary school because teachers would take their whole class on a bathroom break and if anyone was ****ting then the whole class would form a line and peek through the cracks in the door to see who's ****ting and then laugh at you and spread it around school. One time my class was in the bathroom and kids started to form that line and the kid in the ****ter stuck his dick (yes tiny) through the crack in the stall and started barking at us so we wouldn't go look at his face. needless to say, we never found out who was taking a **** at school that day.

it also sucked because the ****ing kids at my school would have like an internal clock that would go off if you left the room for too long to use the bathroom and then they would accuse you of taking a ****. so my trick was to sign out to go to the bathroom and then i would walk VERY VERY slowly out the door and stop and look around a little bit then VERY VERY slowly start heading towards the bathroom making sure that everyone saw how slow i was moving. then i would HAUL ASS to the bathroom and **** my brains out and wipe super fast then i would BOOK ASS back to the room and right before getting to the door way i had to walk REALLY REALLY slow and stop at the door and look around again and slowly walk in and sign out my name because i knew everyones clocks were going off alerting them that i was probably taking a **** but once they saw that i was dilly dallying they would brush it off as someone just wasting time..... not taking a ****. rough times in elementary school i tell ya, but im still here today which means i survived it.

 

[JuveJay]

The monstrous man who sold sweetcorn when I was a child????

The Hulk had to make a living before he did movies.

 

[Byrone]

I can't believe i missed this thread. Another gem from gutter pothead.

 

[Byrone]

Are you serious?? Because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Are you serious?? Because whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

This was awesome.

 

[swag]

This was awesome.

This has been posted on the net far too many times for me to count anymore.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Shite story, shite poster, shite thread.

 

[Azzurri7]

Lion is a legend.