EXTENSIVE TUZ GUIDE FOR WHOMST TO ROOT TODAY
18:00 CET
SWITZERLAND
pros:
-overall likeable country
-chocolate and cheese
-underdoge role
cons:
-many albanians
SPAIN
pros:
-Morty
cons:
-everything else
conclusion: root for Spain because of Morty
21:00 CET
BELGIUM
pros:
-chocolate and waffles
cons:
-assortment of EPL paycheck hunting spineless soulless gucci hunter cucks
-home of EU Commission
ITALY
pros:
-JJ players Chiellini, Locatelli and Chiesa
-calshio honor
cons:
-turds that need to be slapped across their cunt faces Insigne, Immobile, Berardi and Donnarumma
conclusion: brothers over cousins, cousins over strangers, strangers over angloid lovers
18:00 CET
SWITZERLAND
pros:
-overall likeable country
-chocolate and cheese
-underdoge role
cons:
-many albanians
SPAIN
pros:
-Morty
cons:
-everything else
conclusion: root for Spain because of Morty
21:00 CET
BELGIUM
pros:
-chocolate and waffles
cons:
-assortment of EPL paycheck hunting spineless soulless gucci hunter cucks
-home of EU Commission
ITALY
pros:
-JJ players Chiellini, Locatelli and Chiesa
-calshio honor
cons:
-turds that need to be slapped across their cunt faces Insigne, Immobile, Berardi and Donnarumma
conclusion: brothers over cousins, cousins over strangers, strangers over angloid lovers
