We take a proven Trez with years left in him and replace him with an Eto who is quite good but unproven in Italy, let alone Juve?
That would be an assmaster trade for sure.
Eto'O is younger (27) and MUCH better then Trez quite obviously in overall as a player. Eto'O is more or less the best striker in the game right now. So no, it wouldnt be an assmaster trade, on the contrary the steal for the ages. Trez is a legend for us, but considering he is so limited besides scoring, and Eto'O being brilliant in every way, he would be a huge upgrade and we would instantly have the best striker in the game.
Seriously close this thread, there are many unrealistic targets made as threads, but this one takes the cake. There is no single 0% chance Eto'O would EVER come, even if he was on the market which he isnt.