England: The best team to never win anything. (1 Viewer)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ok, every time the Euro or the World Cup comes up, we here from media, specifically the British Media, that England are going to take the gold, they are going all the way.

Well, to this I say, "Suck my weiner." The English have not won any major European or world championship in almost 40 years. Why is this? Because they think that the fact that a pretty homo can captain their team to victory. I am stating right now, if England get within the top 10 at the World Cup in Germany in 2006, I will hang myself with a shoestring from a pair of Beckham queered up Predators.

World Cup

Year------Winner---------Runner-Up----------Score-----------Location

1930 -----Uruguay-------Argentina-----------4 - 2------Montevideo, Uruguay
1934-------Italy--------Czechoslovakia ------2 - 1---------Rome, Italy
1938-------Italy-----------Hungary -------------4 - 2--------Paris, France
1950-----Uruguay----------Brazil --------------2 - 1------Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
1954---West Germany---Hungary ------------3 - 2-------Bern, Switzerland
1958-------Brazil------------Sweden------------5 - 2------Stockholm, Sweden
1962 ------Brazil--------Czechoslovakia -------3 - 1--------Santiago, Chile
1966------England-------West Germany------4 - 2--------London, England
1970-------Brazil--------------Italy---------------4 - 1------Mexico City, Mexico
1974----West Germany---Netherlands--------2 - 1--------Munich, Germany
1978------Argentina--------Netherlands--------3 - 1----Buenos Aires, Argentina
1982--------Italy----------West Germany-------3 - 1----------Madrid, Spain
1986-----Argentina-------West Germany------3 - 2-------Mexico City, Mexico
1990---West Germany------Argentina ---------1 - 0-----------Rome, Italy
1994--------Brazil----------------Italy-------------0 - 0-----Pasadena, California
1998-------France---------------Brazil-------------3 - 0------Saint-Denis, France
2002--------Brazil-------------Germany-----------2 - 0----------Korea / Japan



Euro

Year: 2004
Winners: Greece
Final: Portugal 0-1 Greece
Host Country: Portugal
Tournament Info

Year: 2000
Winners: France
Final: France 2-1 Italy
Host Country: Belgium / Holland
Tournament Info

Year: 1996
Winners: Germany
Final: Germany 2-1 Czech Republic
Host Country: England
Tournament Info

Year: 1992
Winners: Denmark
Final: Denmark 2-0 Germany
Host Country: Sweden
Tournament Info

Year: 1988
Winners: Holland
Final: Holland 2-0 USSR
Host Country: West Gemany
Tournament Info

Year: 1984
Winners: France
Final: France 2-0 Spain
Host Country: France
Tournament Info

Year: 1980
Winners: Germany
Final: Germany 2-1 Belgium
Host Country: Italy
Tournament Info

Year: 1976
Winners: Czechoslovakia
Final: Czechoslovakia 2-2 Germany (Czech win 5-3 on pens)
Host Country: Yugoslavia
Tournament Info

Year: 1972
Winners: Germany
Final: Germany 3-0 USSR
Host Country: Belgium
Tournament Info

Year: 1968
Winners: Italy
Final: Italy 2-0 Yugoslavia
Host Country: Italy
Tournament Info

Year: 1964
Winners: Spain
Final: Spain 2-1 USSR
Host Country: Spain
Tournament Info

Year: 1960
Winners: USSR
Final: USSR 2-1 Yugoslavia
Host Country: France

 

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[Chxta]

Yeah yeah. We dislike them too, and were happy when Denmark bashed them

 

[Bjerknes]

In all seriousness though, from what I have seen thus far, the English really believe in their team, probably a little too much. The Italians seem more eager to criticise their squad instead of praising them to the death, is this perhaps a better way to support your side by staying objective? England surely have a chance to win the upcoming World Cup, however a lot of the labels they have received are unjustified, especially from a country that has only won the Cup once. Saying England will surely win it is much different from stating this Cup is all Brazil's..

 

[Chxta]

...and so who is that in your avatar?

 

[Bjerknes]

My clone.

 

[Chxta]

Is that so...

I need a contract. I am a good actor. Physically fit, willing to act the stupid African general in Tears Of The Sun for a few extra dollars.

Can you hook me up?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just look at that, England hasn't even made a final in over 40 years, and the only time England won the WC was when it was in FVCKING England!

 

[nosubstitute959]

Holland is another one that never gets anything to show for their beautiful football.

But yeah I agree, the English do not realize that who they call their "most important" player (Beckham) is the most overrated player on the planet and they've got a goalkeeper who can't hold onto a ball to save his life.

Only guys I respect on that team are Defoe and Terry.

 

[Bjerknes]

Actually, Burke and I were lucky enough to meet England's best players, Lampard, Terry, Sean Wright-Phillips, and Joe Cole. I must say I do have some respect for those guys cuz they could have just walked back in to their bus instead of meeting the fans. Terry seemed like a good guy though. Him and Lampard are the only English players I like.

 

[nosubstitute959]

Oh yeah...forgot about Wright-Phillips...he's alright too...well more than alright.

I've never met a football player...not even back in Egypt...just saw a few from a distance...that's pretty sad.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by nosubstitute959 ] ++
But yeah I agree, the English do not realize that who they call their "most important" player (Beckham) is the most overrated player on the planet and they've got a goalkeeper who can't hold onto a ball to save his life.

Well said, but at least the keeper now is better than David SEAMEN!

 

[nosubstitute959]

"something that comes out of my ass while taking a dump" would've been better...don't you think?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by nosubstitute959 ] ++
"something that comes out of my ass while taking a dump" would've been better...don't you think?

:LOL: Yea, but I changed my post for fear that I might get punked by the mods.

 

[nosubstitute959]

good move

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, just keep it chill.

 

[Desmond]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Actually, Burke and I were lucky enough to meet England's best players, Lampard, Terry, Sean Wright-Phillips, and Joe Cole. I must say I do have some respect for those guys cuz they could have just walked back in to their bus instead of meeting the fans. Terry seemed like a good guy though. Him and Lampard are the only English players I like.

Hate Lampard.He's so bloody overrated its sickening.

Joe Cole, on the other hand...

 

[ZhiXin]

++ [ originally posted by Desmond ] ++

Hate Lampard.He's so bloody overrated its sickening.

Joe Cole, on the other hand...

Juz love the power of overratedness in EPL, especially in Singapore

 

[flieeeekke]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


In all seriousness though, from what I have seen thus far, the English really believe in their team, probably a little too much. The Italians seem more eager to criticise their squad instead of praising them to the death, is this perhaps a better way to support your side by staying objective? England surely have a chance to win the upcoming World Cup, however a lot of the labels they have received are unjustified, especially from a country that has only won the Cup once. Saying England will surely win it is much different from stating this Cup is all Brazil's..

bollocks, italians also think they're capable of winning but when they dont they blame everyone around but themselves.

 

[king Ale]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Just look at that, England hasn't even made a final in over 40 years, and the only time England won the WC was when it was in FVCKING England!

and with the fake goal of Geof Hurst that shouldn't be accepted by the ref :groan:

 

[riza]

++ [ originally posted by nosubstitute959 ] ++
Holland is another one that never gets anything to show for their beautiful football.

But yeah I agree, the English do not realize that who they call their "most important" player (Beckham) is the most overrated player on the planet and they've got a goalkeeper who can't hold onto a ball to save his life.

Only guys I respect on that team are Defoe and Terry.

Steven Gerarrd is a good player too. He showed much respect for the Milan players after beat them in CL last season. Good leadership he has. But good players in a football club doesn't mean a guarantee to be succeed in NT.