I love a post in that thread says Arsenal is ahead of all of Manchester United & City, Chelsea and Liverpool for first time in ages but still not winning league. Historical level of incompetence.
I've grown so used to the continual humiliation and torture that Arsenal bring that I don't know if I could live without it from now on. Failure, humiliation and envy seems to have become an intrinsic part of an Arsenal supporter's life.
I'd probably be up for pegging and cuckold roleplaying sessions with my wife.