[ENG] Premier League 2013/2014 (16 Viewers)

Gian

COME HOME MOGGI
Apr 12, 2009
17,953
What's up with Chel$ea these days? Only signed Schurrle and Van Ginkel so far right? I cant see either of them being a starter starter. I thought they were in the race for a new DM and striker but there are no real elite strikers left on the market.


Cech
Azpilicueta Ivanovic Terry Cole
Luiz Lampard
Mata Oscar Hazard
Torres

With Schurrle, MVG, De Bruyne, Cahill and Ramires on the bench.
 

chester

Too busy to bother
May 20, 2006
15,054
What's up with Chel$ea these days? Only signed Schurrle and Van Ginkel so far right? I cant see either of them being a starter starter. I thought they were in the race for a new DM and striker but there are no real elite strikers left on the market.


Cech
Azpilicueta Ivanovic Terry Cole
Luiz Lampard
Mata Oscar Hazard
Torres

With Schurrle, MVG, De Bruyne, Cahill and Ramires on the bench.
And Lukaku.

- - - Updated - - -

Benteke asked for a transfer, Chelsea and Tottenham named as interested teams.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,024
Since the old joke thread has gone missing... apologies if you've seen this before... I just saw it myself.

A big black prostitute who was a Chelsea fan got tattoos of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of each of her thighs.

So she says to her john/punter: "If you can guess who they are, your shag is free."

The guy looks at her left inner thigh and then the right, and he says, "I don't know who those ugly bastards are. But the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is definitely Shaun Wright-Phillips."

:rndh:
 

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