The man carries my name, so he is
A) Destined for Greatness
B) Will spend most of his free time at the pharmacists trying to find the right combination of anti-depressants, sleeping pills, and diabetes medication, so as to lessen the amount of anxiety and insomnia.
C) Coming on to this forum and complaining that Juventus couldn't find anyone better than himself.
Either way, it will make for a quite interesting campaign.
Now, I must leave you all for now, for The Pado is in one of those "fill 'er up" kind of moods, and I have to head for the relative safety of being under the bed. Thank God he found another coffee can to shit in, at least that buys me some more time