Eljero "I never said those things" Elia - Hamburg - Winger (5 Viewers)

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Elia- "Hey, Driver?"
Driver- "Yeah?"
Elia- "Are there any other black players at Juve?"
Driver- "I don't think so"
Elia "Oh, Great. Do any of their cafes serve grits?"
Driver- "You kidding?. Of Course Not."
Elia- "Lovely. How about Fried Chicken and Watermelons?"
Driver- "Nope. But they are the largest exporter of bananas in Europe"
Elia- "Oh Come ON!!!!!!"
Driver- Yeah, the ripest in Europe. They smush on impact"
Elia- "You're not helping. Wait, I'm getting a text on myphone. Maybe its Del Piero"
Text Received from Mbalotelli45 "Good luck in Turin, sucka. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!"
Elia "Shoot me now."
 
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