Edinson Cavani - ST- PSG (12 Viewers)

[Hust]

The guy pillages the opposition net.

Head, knee, diving header, diving knee, tiger knee, tiger uppercut, Ken Haiduken scissor kick...the guy literally Shang Tsung's behind any defensive line. Cavani is Sagat in the box. No one knows how he does it, but he always manages to get his body where he needs it. He makes scoring look like @Fr3sh high with the Eddy Gordo trick keys memorized and used against a 4 year old that's never played before.

 

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[Scottish]

'Pillages '

 

[Hust]

He does everything Mandzukic does helping out defensively. He needs cloned...immediately.


If there is a perfect striker on Planet Earth/Milky Way/Entire Universe...its Cavani.

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Correction: It's Cavani next to Dybala and Berardi.

 

[Amer]

This guy is too old. We should move for Lukaku.

 

[Hust]

Hear that @Osman. Too old.

 

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Hustini wants to swallow it this year. to be "pillaged" by Cavani. He wants Edinson to put his body wherever he needs it.

 

[Scottish]

Hustini wants to swallow it this year. to be "pillaged" by Cavani. He wants Edinson to put his body wherever he needs it.

Mate get involved. Don't Cronios out on us now.

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Why do we need Cavani if he's a similar type player to Manzukic? Too many rumours too early. These are all fake especially the Benetia deal

You too, Martin. Just go with it and expect great things

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PS @Kyle we all do, really. Especially Beppe.

 

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Mate get involved. Don't Cronios out on us now.

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You too, Martin. Just go with it and expect great things

huh? Of course I want Cavani here too

 

[Hust]

Hustini wants to swallow it this year. to be "pillaged" by Cavani. He wants Edinson to put his body wherever he needs it.

Screw that I'll take one for the team and put my body where ever he needs it.

 

[Scottish]

huh? Of course I want Cavani here too

 

[Mohad]

You guys never learn

 

[Osman]

 

[Scottish]

Screw that I'll take one for the team and put my body where ever he needs it.

He's fucking BACK!

 

[Mohad]

You just reminded me of @Byrone

 

[Lion]

That's complete and utter bullshit and you know it.

Nope. See morata. He has very good technique and he struggles. Same as mandzukic and Llorente.

The only ones that don't are dybala and tecez and that's because they are good with ball at their feet and thus csn play with back to goal.

Dybala should be main cf and flanked by ss forvets like cuadrado and goatze and berardi.

We need the team to be quick strong and mobile with good technique. Cavani is not the type to carry us forward

 

[Osman]

You just reminded me of @Byrone

Lol. That depraved conehead learned from me


I hope this one is as good omen as the Dybala one was early last year http://www.juventuz.com/threads/40775-Paulo-Dybala-ST-Palermo?p=4933712&viewfull=1#post4933712

 

[Mohad]

Nope. See morata. He has very good technique and he struggles. Same as mandzukic and Llorente.

The only ones that don't are dybala and tecez and that's because they are good with ball at their feet and thus csn play with back to goal.

Dybala should be main cf and flanked by ss forvets like cuadrado and goatze and berardi.

We need the team to be quick strong and mobile with good technique. Cavani is not the type to carry us forward

It's like you are insulting Trezeguet with that post

Lol. That depraved conehead learned from me


I hope this one is as good omen as the Dybala one was early last year http://www.juventuz.com/threads/40775-Paulo-Dybala-ST-Palermo?p=4933712&viewfull=1#post4933712

I know

 

[Osman]

Nope. See morata. He has very good technique and he struggles. Same as mandzukic and Llorente.

The only ones that don't are dybala and tecez and that's because they are good with ball at their feet and thus csn play with back to goal.

Dybala should be main cf and flanked by ss forvets like cuadrado and goatze and berardi.

We need the team to be quick strong and mobile with good technique. Cavani is not the type to carry us forward

 

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ruined by the one with dabbing

 

[Lion]

It's like you are insulting Trezeguet with that post



I know

how many teams won the cl in the past 6 seasons playing with a pure poacher/targetman?

only inter, and that was because they were amazing. no modern teams worth their salt would play with such a player anymore unless they are very mobile like suarez, lewa or ibra.

but then again juventus is not an elite club.