Edin Džeko - Wolfsburg - ST (80 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Share me your wisdom oh mighty DAi! Where can I find these polls when I'm using Tapatalk?

Idk. Don't use tapatalk.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Lapa]

Idk. Don't use tapatalk.

But the browser version is so cack when you're on your phone.

 

[DAiDEViL]

But the browser version is so cack when you're on your phone.

But the mobile version is awesome.

 

[alexjuventino]

Idk. Don't use tapatalk.

Taptalk sucks

 

[Lapa]

But the mobile version is awesome.

What the actual fuck, didn't even know that we have such thing. Thanks.

- - - Updated - - -

Voted 'HELL NO'!!!

 

[MrMonkey]

If Dzeko is a car with mechanical issues, meanwhile always playing 35 matches and tallying between 20-30 goals/assists a year, I would hate to see what our other players are called.

After reading above a YES for sure! Probably not a big mouth either, Mario M type I'm thinking. And if a CL title comes with Dzeko in a Juve jersey, let him wear the Juve jersey for years. Whoever is an integral part when Juve gets their next CL title, gets special status in my book. Waiting 25 years, hard to believe and has to happen for this pair.

 

[piotrr]

@Orphée don't be shy, come say hi

 

[Mark]

What the actual fuck, didn't even know that we have such thing. Thanks.

- - - Updated - - -

Voted 'HELL NO'!!!

The alternative is Giroud.

 

[duranfj]

So instead of a wishy-washy analogy, you couldn’t even provide me with one alternative name for a striker who we could sign instead of Suarez/Dzeko/Cavani etc

Hahahaha I did, don't get anyone and deal with that

- - - Updated - - -

If Dzeko is a car with mechanical issues, meanwhile always playing 35 matches and tallying between 20-30 goals/assists a year, I would hate to see what our other players are called.

Lol DC would be the car that never leaves the workshop, Berna would be one with old school everything mechanical (transmission, steering, everything) with bad suspension and brakes, it looks like you have everything to work in modern days but actually it doesn't

- - - Updated - - -

What if your high school crush was in town for couple a days and asked you to meet up?
Are you gonna take her old ass out on a bike?

Of course, with an old ass she can't get picky

 

[Hydde]

@Orphée don't be shy, come say hi

You are a vigilante

 

[Catenaccio]

If we end up with Dzeko instead of Suarez because of the passport issue this will be so unbelievably ironic.

Many many years ago, I distinctly remember we were trying to get Dzeko from Wolfsburg but could not because that year this EU law came into effect. We just signed Krasic which meant we couldn't get Dzeko.

Now we get Dzeko because the EU rules prevented us from getting Suarez.

 

[campionesidd]

If we end up with Dzeko instead of Suarez because of the passport issue this will be so unbelievably ironic.

Many many years ago, I distinctly remember we were trying to get Dzeko from Wolfsburg but could not because that year this EU law came into effect. We just signed Krasic which meant we couldn't get Dzeko.

Now we get Dzeko because the EU rules prevented us from getting Suarez.

So you know what's gonna happen in 2025.
Juve have used their 2nd EU spot for a 23 year old Mexican center back so they have no space to buy Gabriel Jesus from Man City. In comes the now dual-citizenship wielding 38-year old Luis Suarez to the rescue.

 

[Hist]

If we end up with Dzeko instead of Suarez because of the passport issue this will be so unbelievably ironic.

Many many years ago, I distinctly remember we were trying to get Dzeko from Wolfsburg but could not because that year this EU law came into effect. We just signed Krasic which meant we couldn't get Dzeko.

Now we get Dzeko because the EU rules prevented us from getting Suarez.

Back then it was a blessing. This time it'd be a curse

 

[Hust]

So we are in a position where paratici has to call the target of another club to convince him to go to another club and why we were never actually interested in him?


Before that we were throwing our eggs into the basket hoping a native Spanish speaker would pass an Italian language exam to move here but it wouldn't even happen in time to get on the CL roster...

 

[RoiLezard]

At this point, I’d take anyone but Giroud. Imagine this French ostrich leading our attack in the CL


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[campionesidd]

At this point, I’d take anyone but Giroud. Imagine this French ostrich leading our attack in the CL


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The guy is still the leading striker for France and won the World Cup with them.
He's not a good goalscorer, but he'll create a lot of space for Ronaldo.
I'd still prefer Dzeko over him of course, but Giroud will fit our team better than Suarez would imo.

 

[jukazem]

The guy is still the leading striker for France and won the World Cup with them.
He's not a good goalscorer, but he'll create a lot of space for Ronaldo.
I'd still prefer Dzeko over him of course, but Giroud will fit our team better than Suarez would imo.

He's behind Tammy Abraham at Chelsea. He won't be a fit in any Juve success story imo.

 

[campionesidd]

He's behind Tammy Abraham at Chelsea. He won't be a fit in any Juve success story imo.

Chelsea have no goalscorers apart from Abraham (and now Werner). At Juve we have Ronaldo and Dybala, we don't need a striker who scores a ton of goals, but someone who can play Benzema's role.

 

[Bjerknes]

Giroud is like an older and slightly better version of Amauri.

 

[Lion]

lmao at going from dzeko and suarez to giroud

might as well bring in mandzukic.

my blood pressure is not handling this striker situation well.

someone hug me