Dry Weekend (10 Viewers)

Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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Good for you Tom, I was drunk like an ass last night.

Had around 1 liter of beer, 7 tequilas and 3 jegermaisters.

It was a mates birthday so he was buying, altho by the end of the night we were all dead broke. Got kicked out of the first place for breaking glasses. First a mate of mine broke one glass, but luckily it didnt shatter so I just hid it under the table, but the second time he and his girlfirend broke two or three glasses they shattered into a million pieces. My other mates' girlfriend was so drunk she started squeezing the glass in her hands. And get this: the rest of us were asked to leave while the waiter told the guy who broke all the glasses that he and his girlfriend could stay. Why? Because he tipped him a ludacris amount all through the evening.
 
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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    Why? Because he tipped him a ludacris amount all through the evening.
    oh, shit hot :groan:

    iirc did you used to not drink Z?

    oh and what in the blue hell are jegermaisters?
     

    Zlatan

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    ++ [ originally posted by Tom ] ++


    oh, shit hot :groan:

    iirc did you used to not drink Z?

    oh and what in the blue hell are jegermaisters?

    Funny think is, it wasnt his money, it was the money all of us gave him.


    Anyways,

    Jagermeister® herbal liqueur

    A herbal-flavored bitter german liqueur, made from a blend of over 50 herbs, fruits and spices.


    Alcohol (ABV): 35.0% (70 proof)




    And I dont drink a lot, last night was a mate's birthday.
     
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    sounds interesting, had no idea it was a shot - thought it might have been some kind of cocktail.

    Still 2 pints and 10 shots is a little feeble to be shitfaced on :p

    Wish i could still get drunk on that amount :down:
     

    Zlatan

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    Well, TBH I wasnt exactly shitfaced. I was really drunk, but I could still function pretty normally. Could walk by myself, didnt do anything stupid, could hold a normal conversation etc. TBH, i was a bit sick because of the beer, I've never liked it and it had always made me feel ill. Not my kind of drink. I could have taken more if I hadnt drunk the beer.
     

    Dragon

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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    Well, TBH I wasnt exactly shitfaced. I was really drunk, but I could still function pretty normally. Could walk by myself, didnt do anything stupid, could hold a normal conversation etc. TBH, i was a bit sick because of the beer, I've never liked it and it had always made me feel ill. Not my kind of drink. I could have taken more if I hadnt drunk the beer.

    Actually 98% of the times one is drunk one can still function normally :D



    I used not to like beer but I kinda got used to it and now its oe of my fave alcoholic drinks (the problem is that its too fattening) but getting drunk with only beer is the best because I dont feel bad while Im drunk and afterwards
     

    Dan

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    Mar 9, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



    Funny think is, it wasnt his money, it was the money all of us gave him.


    Anyways,

    Jagermeister® herbal liqueur

    A herbal-flavored bitter german liqueur, made from a blend of over 50 herbs, fruits and spices.


    Alcohol (ABV): 35.0% (70 proof)




    And I dont drink a lot, last night was a mate's birthday.
    Its also the ultimate hangover preventer. I got pretty pissed on that and beer last night aswell, it is the start of Karneval here in Cologne and we had a great night out. Even got in good mates with a kiosk owner who said he can give us free stuff :D

    Anyway Tom, what i suggest for you to do is rent some movies that you always wanted to see and just watch em.

    www.managerzone.com

    Thats a pretty good mangerial sim which is for free (mostly, the payable things are quite useless) and is addictive and time consuming. Prank calling is also a childish way to pass the time. We havent done it for a while, but our favourite is to pass it off as it is a gameshow. for example

    ' Hello, this is [insert pompous name] from [ broadcasting network] and we have choosen you to appear on our new gameshow, [corny name], dependant on answering these questions'

    Go from there. I tell you, you have a good chance of pulling it off in my experience.
     
    Jan 7, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    Good for you Tom, I was drunk like an ass last night.

    Had around 1 liter of beer, 7 tequilas and 3 jegermaisters.

    It was a mates birthday so he was buying, altho by the end of the night we were all dead broke. Got kicked out of the first place for breaking glasses. First a mate of mine broke one glass, but luckily it didnt shatter so I just hid it under the table, but the second time he and his girlfirend broke two or three glasses they shattered into a million pieces. My other mates' girlfriend was so drunk she started squeezing the glass in her hands. And get this: the rest of us were asked to leave while the waiter told the guy who broke all the glasses that he and his girlfriend could stay. Why? Because he tipped him a ludacris amount all through the evening.

    somebody wants some attention
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    Well, TBH I wasnt exactly shitfaced. I was really drunk, but I could still function pretty normally. Could walk by myself, didnt do anything stupid, could hold a normal conversation etc. TBH, i was a bit sick because of the beer, I've never liked it and it had always made me feel ill. Not my kind of drink. I could have taken more if I hadnt drunk the beer.
    Yeah, took me a hell of a long time to get used to beer, a hell of a long time. Most of my mates took to it straight away but I was never much of a fan, and as Fabi has already said you lookm a lot fatter in the morning after 10 pints +

    Now, so long as its a premium lager like 1664 or Stella I'm alright with it, can't take the cheap shit though its disgusting. Usually limit myself to about 4 pints at the start of a night out, then go onto cocktails and shots - more fun that way.

    Dan cheers for the first two, not sure prank calling would be much fun on my own though :D
     

    swag

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    So, Tom, tell us what kind of porn you have lying around the house this weekend. Curious minds wanna know. ;)
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
    So, Tom, tell us what kind of porn you have lying around the house this weekend. Curious minds wanna know. ;)
    Actually ended up going out last night, have absolutely no willpower whatsoever. Me mobile's full of all kinds of porn, from the sublime to the ridiculous, don't have any lying around though, you never know who might pick them up!!
     

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