Douglas Luiz (120 Viewers)

rainhard

Senior Member
May 5, 2004
4,365
I think in EPL when players get fatigue, they told him to go home to sleep, for us go to JMedical
For once if players have fatigue book them hotel in JHotel give them some spa treatment and some sexual relaxation treatment. They will get their stamina in no time, you can see how fast that cock goes in to that vagina as a measurement
 

B3N

Floro Fckin' Flores
May 16, 2010
6,623
I just hope she lubes up his ass good, we don't need another injury.
She's prob getting treatment poulsens wife got that's why he's got to stay home often

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Who knew Amauri's and Vlahovic's clapping had something else in common
 

Scottish

Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,176
Remember when Michael Scott got a second job in telemarketing and it made him shit at his main job?

That's the only explanation I can think of why a professional athlete is too tired to do the job he's paid for. Like....what? Why is everybody else able to? If these are the job requirements I'll do it for half the wage and I'll do it better because I won't be lying when I say I'm fatigued.

I'm sure my current employer would gladly accept a lower transfer fee for my services as well.
 

Alin

FINO ALLA FINE!
Jul 27, 2015
6,390
He was one of the main reasons we controlled and won the 1st leg vs PSV, him missing the game in Eindhoven clearly changed our fortunes one way or another, however i really don’t understand whats going on with him and his fitness, guy did not even have a injury history before and now he can’t even play two games in a row despite finally going through a patch of good form… something just ain’t right.
 

JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
74,882
totally plausible scenario

most of our struggles are club related. jj is a mess. that's why we need a competent president before anyone else.
Luiz isn't a bad player, he was very good at Villa, I will keep saying it. But football isn't as simple as transplanting a player from one team and country to another and they are the same, there are all sorts of technical, mental, personal and physical reasons why moves don't work out. All I know for sure is that he's one of many flops, so the cause of that needs to be worked out. It's like Man Utd, doesn't matter who they sign, they are invariably shit, it's a wider issue. We aren't signing shit players, but why are they ending up like that?
 

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