Douglas Luiz (134 Viewers)

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Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
10,176
Emerson was 'ok' with us. I don't think either he or Vieira did much. Diego was also one huge flop.

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Sandro was good for the first two years, but his mediocre years far outlived his good years, so he was overall a big flop.

Interestingly, certain nationalities tend to be better at specific clubs for some reason.

Argentinians = Inter Milan
Brazilians = AC Milan
French = Juventus
Uruguayans? Us and Inter
Chileans=Mostly Inter
Argies also Napoli

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Worst player on the pitch in every game so far. Jesus fucking christ, getting benched by Mcburger already.
No way Douglas is in that position to score that goal yesterday, either
 

Amer

Senior Member
Feb 13, 2005
11,274
He seems depressed.

But why?

He has a hot girlfriend.

He has a lot of money.

He plays for a top European club.

He's a successful person/player.

Hm, I don't think he's depressed guys.

I think he's just a lazy fuck, that's what he is!
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
64,572
He seems depressed.

But why?

He has a hot girlfriend.

He has a lot of money.

He plays for a top European club.

He's a successful person/player.

Hm, I don't think he's depressed guys.

I think he's just a lazy fuck, that's what he is!
Perhaps he has seen her without makeup and can't shake the trauma.
 

Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
34,831
We've never really signed the top top lolzillian players. Most of them ended up either at one of the Spanish giants or the Milano trannies

After listening to Evra's interview, maybe there could be something to do with our supposed intense training and the way we played our football. I mean I could've easily seen the likes of Ronaldinho flopping here.

Even at very peak, we never really targeted the top Brazilian stars.

We've hit some luck with Brazilian defenders tho. Sandro for all of his flaws still is joint top for most appearances by a foreign player at JJ and has won 5 scudetti here. Bremer if he stays long enough will go down as a JJ legend. Danilo has had a reasonably solid stint too.

Regardless, prejudices towards players of a certain nationality is so 20th century.. Except for Americans. They should stick to their college football or whatever the fuck that is. Fuck 'em :calmark:
 

Knowah

Pool's Closed Due to Aids
Jan 28, 2013
6,576
You can't use logic to counteract these emotional statements sadly

I wish they'd just put the best women's team in a 90 minute serious match against Real Madrid then the topic can die forever after the whole world tunes in to see the women lose 75-0
They've already done this but not Real Madrid but an academy team. The USA women's national team at the height of their international dominance, I'd argue before the women's game really started to take shape, played FC Dallas Academy under 15s. And got SMOKED 5-2. Again, this is like 7 years ago when the USWNT was really the best of the best as a team in the entire women's game and FC Dallas isn't exactly a powerhouse academy. Even then it was no fucking contest.

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/ne...-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

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Under 15 boys towering over the best women's team at that time.
 

AFL_ITALIA

MAGISTERIAL
Jun 17, 2011
31,780
They've already done this but not Real Madrid but an academy team. The USA women's national team at the height of their international dominance, I'd argue before the women's game really started to take shape, played FC Dallas Academy under 15s. And got SMOKED 5-2. Again, this is like 7 years ago when the USWNT was really the best of the best as a team in the entire women's game and FC Dallas isn't exactly a powerhouse academy. Even then it was no fucking contest.

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/ne...-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
Umm excuse you, they produced Weston "EuroWes" McKennie :stuckup:
 

JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
74,882
They've already done this but not Real Madrid but an academy team. The USA women's national team at the height of their international dominance, I'd argue before the women's game really started to take shape, played FC Dallas Academy under 15s. And got SMOKED 5-2. Again, this is like 7 years ago when the USWNT was really the best of the best as a team in the entire women's game and FC Dallas isn't exactly a powerhouse academy. Even then it was no fucking contest.

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/ne...-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

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Under 15 boys towering over the best women's team at that time.
"Of course, this match against the academy team was very informal and should not be a major cause for alarm. The U.S. surely wasn’t going all out, with the main goal being to get some minutes on the pitch, build chemistry when it comes to moving the ball around, improve defensive shape and get ready for Russia.

The game will, however, serve as a great anecdote for the kids on the FC Dallas squad to tell their grandchildren about one day. It also speaks highly of the level of academy development MLS teams are doing these days."


Very diplomatic there from CBS Sports lol.
 

Dino_mk

Senior Member
Sep 5, 2007
2,039
He seems depressed.

But why?

He has a hot girlfriend.

He has a lot of money.

He plays for a top European club.

He's a successful person/player.

Hm, I don't think he's depressed guys.

I think he's just a lazy fuck, that's what he is!
Maybe he's missing the english weather, or food.
Who wouldn't
 

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