Douglas Luiz (71 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

In the word Douglas, the second syllable 'las' in Chinese sounds similar to "la shi" which means shitting, taking a dump. Combining it with the first syllable which sounds like dog, we hence give him (as well as Douglas Costa lol) the nickname "dog taking a dump". And he just did it.

@Bianconero81 would be proud

 

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[mjromeo81]

Useless cunt. Please kindly fuck off back to England.

 

[Catenaccio]

Who knows. Maybe he already has a deal set up.

 

[JuveJay]

He obviously misses orange chips and faggots and peas.

 

[Bjerknes]

#DouglasLuiz didn't show up this morning at la Continassa (a non authorized absence) ⛔️ #Juventus will present disciplinary measures against the Brazilian ⚠️ @junews24com

[Marco Baridon]

Nobody is going to pay shit for this fucking loser.

Like I said before - a 60M loss. At this point we should just hire a hitman so we can collect the insurance money.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Nobody is going to pay shit for this fucking loser.

Like I said before - a 60M loss. At this point we should just hire a hitman so we can collect the insurance money.

Make sure the hitman does buy one get one free offers, I can think of a few that need to fuck off already.

 

[s4tch]

And now we won't be able to sell him

Banter club era

complete disrespect

imagine this under any agnelli (even unibrow), moggi or marotta

jj is a weak cuck club and apparently not only lowballers but also our own players realized this

 

[Alin]

Unfortunately this whole mess will only result into one thing which is further devaluation of the player, therefore lower offers.

 

[DanielSz]

Enzo died for this dickhead. Hate him.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I still believe.

I still believe maybe

i still belie

Hate him.

 

[Bjerknes]

I like how in the third post you could see his cognitive dissonance creeping in by not even having the strength to finish the spelling of the word Believe.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Turns out this slag's agent was at inter HQ today. Piece of shit.

 

[Scottish]

Nobody is going to pay shit for this fucking loser.

Like I said before - a 60M loss. At this point we should just hire a hitman so we can collect the insurance money.

@Bianconero81 is bald? Maybe he can do it

 

[cimenk]

Who knows. Maybe he already has a deal set up.

Should seems so. If the negotiation is on advanced stage and almost certain. This possible he miss the first day of training afrer our long season.

It's much better than last season when several of our players train with our Primavera when he is out of our plan and on process to other club

 

[iosono.bianconero]

Cunt

 

[Boksic]

No way, I can't believe the guy with a terrible attitude didn't turn up for training.

 

[Akshen]

But what is he actually demonstrating here? That we should let him leave? Lol

 

[DanielSz]

No way, I can't believe the guy with a terrible attitude didn't turn up for training.

i think it’s pretty clear why he never played.

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But what is he actually demonstrating here? That we should let him leave? Lol

that he has shit for brains.

 

[Nomuken]

Oh no Luiz is being a bad boy for unexcused absences. He’s been absent the whole time he has been here and his performances have been inexcusable. His penalty fine should be is Juventus garnish his wages and get our money back and sell this assclown back to some sucker club back to the PL.

 

[Rockets]

Another monumental signing failed.

Assisted opponents more than he did for JJ.

A couple chip passes gave tuz fake orgasm.

Going through motions in training.

From an EPL iron man to an injury prone glass.

It's not about ability, or attitude, or mentality, or Alisha.

It's Fengshui.